+300 After God told Noah to "bring two of every animal" on the Ark, he remembered that he created spiders and thought to himself, "Oh Dammit.", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ark. As in Ark music Factory which foreshadowed the 2012 of the music industry

by Anonymous 13 years ago

By bringing us the plague that is Rebecca Black.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I could have sworn you said we were leaving at 5.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm cool with spiders as long as they don't touch me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha same, but somehow they seem to get within a 5 foot radius of me x]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And wasps. Satan made those fuckers.

by Anonymous 12 years ago