You can never have a bad day at Disneyland, amirite?

i tripped, fell and got a cut on my shoulder that almost required stitches, and at dinner that day, i got food poisoning from eating a bad pancake. but ya, i had a freakin BLAST

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but when you leave, you can say that it happened at DISNEYLAND! (: hehehe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

touche

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Disney WORLD maybe, Disney land hellll no..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Have you tried working for them? Total shit fest.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You probably could, but you'd have to work pretty hard at it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was, but then I got on a rollercoaster. I think it took about 3 or 4 staff to calm me down. Nah, I'm kidding :P It only took 2

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not a Disney Land story, because I haven't been to Disney Land since I was three (and have no desire to return), but last summer I went to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter and nearly fainted because of the heat/amount of people/fact that I hadn't eaten. However, I ate some fruit and that made me feel a little better. Then I proceeded to buy everything I could possibly get my hands on.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What if you get raped at Disneyland? Yeah that's what I thought.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I haven't heard any stories of anyone getting raped at Disneyland yet.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My family died at DisneyLand

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sad story, bro. :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The first thing I thought of when I read this was the part in Handle With Care by Jodi Picoult where the family goes to Disneyland and Willow falls and breaks her leg. Even though that was actually at Disney World. Whatever.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You guys are all killjoys.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I went to DisneyWorld and it rained all day. Besides, it wasn't as spectacular as everyone makes it out to be. I found EPCOT to be incredibly boring.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hate you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's cool.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Cool story brah

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, I know. I tell it at parties.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Insulting Epcot at a party.. the nerve!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I went when I was two and nearly died of meningitis. It was SUPER FUN.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...do you remember that?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Vividly. I had to get an injection right in the base of my spine. It's pretty hard to forget that sort of pain.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yeah but remembering something that happened to you when you were 2 is still impressive

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I distinctly remember the pain, and my parents filled in the rest for me. I swear on my unborn child's life that I did not make up a story about a near-death experience in order to ruin your post for argument's sake.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

oh i wasn't trying to accuse you of that! i'm just impressed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

disneyworld is seriously my favorite vacation spot. i can't believe all these people are shitting on it. it makes me so happy!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Disneyworld is a fun place, but with all the crowds and possibly bad weather, the trip can be ruined.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh gosh all you people complaining about the bad things that happened to you when you went there; at least you've been there and had a good time so STFU. Just cause you fell doesn't mean it ended up being a bad day, so stop complaining.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If getting a giant gash on your shoulder that immobilizes your arm for around 8 hours and puking up pineapple pancakes doesn't make it a bad day, I don't know what does.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i got puked on, 10 minutes after we got there.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I got my first period at disney world, cramps screwed me over.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I can't remember if this was at Disney World or Disneyland, but the first time we went with my little brother when he was a toddler, he fell off a stool and almost got a concussion. The next time, my sister ran into a table or something and ended up in the hospital with stitches. But I've always turned out okay!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The last time I went to Disney World, I ended up with a 100+ degree fever that left me laying on a couch watching TV while my family went to the parks (except for whoever was stuck with me). The one day I felt good enough to go on ONE ride, I ended up throwing up, eating a single dinner roll at dinner, and then throwing up that. But, I mean, if you're not sick, it's a blast. It's not impossible to have a bad time, though...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's impossible for ME to have a bad time at Disneyland, because it's one of my two happy places. But other people I'm sure have bad times there. But I can never stay sad while at Disneyland.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You don't know my family...

by Anonymous 12 years ago