It's weird that you automatically open water/Gatorade bottles with your non-dominant hand, amirite?

I don't do that... is that something people normally do?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm with you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's easiest to open a bottle with your left hand, given that the cap has to be turned counter-clockwise and the wrist on your left hand moves more freely that way. Since most people are right handed, it is a pure coincidence that this happens, but this post made me think about it, and for me it is true!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm left-handed and I open the cap with my right hand. No, I can't make sense of this.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm left-handed as well and open it with my right hand. I think the sense is, for me, the strength I need is having a good grip on the bottle I'm holding, which I need my dominant hand for, then gently twist the cap. Some people are the opposite and need their dominant hand for turning the cap, so would use their non-dominant to hold the bottle.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i never noticed i did that untill you pointed it out

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why not just say bottles..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I use the right hand upside down. Is that weird?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Awwww maaannnnnn.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's ok. Have a turnip to console yourself.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What is with this site and turnips?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We don't like turnips so we just pass them off to each other.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I get it. Then this sentence is supposed to be funny, but I can't think of anything.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Good effort. Have another turnip.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You know what? I'm just gonna thank you and move on. Thank you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You are welcome. Your manners earn you another turnip =]

by Anonymous 12 years ago

DAMMIT! I DON'T WANT YOUR TURNIPS!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*sniffle* Ah, dammit, I have nothing funny to say =/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You win. Guess what your prize is!!! =D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

no, No, NO, NO.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fine, if you really don't want a cookie then.... I guess I'll just eat the cookie myself.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

FUUUU.....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah. That's what you get for making little girls cry because you won't accept their turnips!! Except I'm 18 so I'm not a little girl. And I didn't cry. But yeah. No cookie for you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Damn you Scuba Steve!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

won't everything just spill then? all you would accomplish from doing such is make the biggest mess...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't know! That's just how it works for me!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

congrats on beating physics, here's a turnip...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hate you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Would a radish be preferable?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why not?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Good. Here's a radish. Note the sexy bow on it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I did.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't go TOO far, now.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

Aww hell yeah,turnip THREESOME.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

Stop it. That's MY line.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Is it?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

I am sorry. I did not realize I was speaking with an amirite celebrity.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

???? You have me legitimately confused.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Good.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I feel like I just lost....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

the game.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Awwww now why would you even do something that cruel?!?? Also, this whole conversation has nothing to do with the post.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah. The OP is probably tired of all these random notifications, so I'm not going to comment anymore. Sorry Zachary.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dammit I was gonna say the same. So ditto.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i can't open bottles with my hands so i use my teeth instead

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I use my right hand but turn towards myself...I pretty much never use my left hand for anything when I could possibly be using my right. my left had is basically useless.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wouldn't it make sense because your dominant hand is holding the bottle?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hold the bottle with my non-dominant hand

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lies.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

God forbid someone holds a freaking bottle differently. :P

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm lefthanded, so I use my dominant hand!

by Anonymous 12 years ago