+1,092 Chris Hansen should help Rebecca Black's confusion and tell her to have a seat over there, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is it fun?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dude it's friday today, of course it's fun!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you from the future? Do i die any time soon?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No idea, I rely on rebecca's song to tell me which day it is

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, yesterday was thursday, today is friday, and tomorrow is saturday, i never knew that until i heard that song.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and don't forget that sundays comes afterwards. BUT WHAT COMES AFTER SUNDAY?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How could i forget sunday? It must be thursday again, there is no other explaination.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that makes sense yes, no reason why she would sing that thursday comes after sunday because it's so obvious

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unless she is hiding the truth from us, in which case that bitch must die.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I bet she works for a secret government agency to screw up the days of the week for us!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I second that, we must uncover her secret and tell the world, then we can kill her!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's just another manic Monday. Duh. Winning.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Bi-winning?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You sir, are full of win.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've come back from the dead and what is this?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

what is this? THIS IS SPARTA! dare I say a movie quote and make myself look as an ass in the making of doingso? yupp... i'm that lame folks.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

no, this is Patrick.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You think YOU'VE come back from the dead?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Back in my day, if someone had to tell you what seat to take, then we'd beat ya

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Back in my day we didn't have a kid that thought they were hilarious by saying "Back in my day.... we'd beat ya"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When I was young, the only people we let take a seat were the ones who didn't say "back in my day"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Back in my day, pedophiles were just called future husbands

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I can't decide whether to make a comment about back in the day or front in the day.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): in front of MY day, we didn't have seats.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

At first I thought you were implying that she was a pedophile and I was worried that if she had hit puberty and her voice still sounded like that then Justin Bieber was screwed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Quick way to get a high rated comment: •make fun of rebecca black •when someone says who they are, say "no, this is patrick" •beat Philosophical_Panda at saying not too many comments on this potd •make an epic comeback •be anthony •point out any possible typo in the post •vote up and love your own comment •put this comment Wait, this isn't Youtube...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

gotta love youtube comments

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Some other things I should've added when I had the five minutes: •put a comment on a POTD so it gets noticed more •when someone states what something is, say "(what they said)? This is SPARTA!!" •if any other comment looks the slightest bit suggestive, reply "hello" •kanye them if it's necessary •point out that their name makes no sense, in a funny way (if it doesn't)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You can add "Make a list of annoying things people do" to that list.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

^^

by Anonymous 12 years ago

SIT DOWN REBECCA, BEFORE I LET HIM RAPE YOU.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

like she doesn't already sound like she's being raped in her song...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

but then steve wilko will come and throw out the chair

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If the ChrisHansen account had made this post...it would have been perfect.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like how he tells the people they're free to leave but then they get busted by the cops as soon as they go outside.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Chris Hansen can go eat a dick...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hey soulmate!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You, sir, need to STOP eating dicks. Specifically 4-year-old flaccid ones

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't eat their dicks, they eat MY dick.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Gagging on it while you force it down their throat is not eating it, you sick fuck

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, so? What are you going to do about it? All you've done is bitch at me and you haven't done jack shit in trying to actually find and arrest me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've spent my entire life on your case!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Damn, really? Talk about a waste of life...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

861 disturbed children think otherwise.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Whoa I'm getting closer to 1000 faster than I thought!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I fucking hate you...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i pee on the side of the toilet to make less noise

by Anonymous 12 years ago

@1123129 (Pedo_Bear): Anyone else notice that they both disappeared and then came back the same time? I think they're the same person...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think you can go eat a dick

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When and where?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you're under 18 then my house and now.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm 15.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Niiiiice

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I love that the majority of comments on this comment are between pedo bear and Chris Hansen..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When did you come back? Did I miss something?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

HOLY FUCK YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm honored to be the one to give this comment the +1 vote that brings its score to 69

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Pedo_Bear and Chris_Hansen commenting on the same post. Just like the good ol days...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's just unfortunate that it took Rebecca Black to make it happen.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I missed you Pedo bear <3

by Anonymous 12 years ago

not many comments on POTD....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Rosa Parks could give Rebecca some lessons in seat choosing. She knew how to pick a seat and stick with it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

She's afraid of commitment. The only stable thing in her life is Friday, dutifully arriving once every 7 days. (for FUN x 4)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

At this rate, by the time she finally decides on a seat, it'll be Monday. Which in fact comes after Sunday. But before Tuesday.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

nuh uh. It'll be thursday because sunday is the last day she told us about, so it would have to cycle back to thurs.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sometimes I sleep naked

by Anonymous 12 years ago

On rare occasions I have sexual intercourse naked.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I streak naked.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I dance nude, naked

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/chatroulette-trolling-take-a-seat.jpg

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm really hungry. Gotta have my bowl; gotta have cereal!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i dont get it!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(imf*ckingmattdamon): Chris Hansen is from Dateline, which is a show that catches online predators. Once he meets them inside the house, he always tells them "will you have a seat over there?" Well, Rebecca Black was an internet sensation that sang about Friday, and in her chorus, mentioned that she didn't know which seat to take.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

oooooooooohhhhh now I get it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh emm eff gee... this is great. Just great. Words cannot really explain how great this is. Overusage of the word "great" FTW.

by Anonymous 12 years ago