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You never actually thought that storks bring babies, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I believed ANYTHING older people told me. They're grown-ups, so they're smarter!
by Anonymous13 years ago
my mom used to tell me that every year a woman had to get a shot and if she didn't get that shot, a baby would appear in her stomach. pretty creative i think.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I never knew wtf a stork was..
by Anonymous13 years ago
I thought that a baby would be in a woman's stomach because she ate too much, but i never really thought about how the baby came out....
by Anonymous13 years ago
..My mom told me I came from a watermelon in the sky...
by Anonymous13 years ago
I knew where babies came from really early. My parents decided to just be completely honest about sex, rather than trying to shelter me from something that's completely natural. I totally respect them for it too. I feel like it's made me more open about it all.
by Anonymous13 years ago
That profile picture of yours..
"see that son?....up in the sky...THAT'S A STORK!"
by Anonymous13 years ago
That's a long follow-up
by Anonymous13 years ago
Indubitably.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I was told how it got out, but never the truth about how it got in there in the first place...
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