+849 You never actually thought that storks bring babies, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I believed ANYTHING older people told me. They're grown-ups, so they're smarter!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my mom used to tell me that every year a woman had to get a shot and if she didn't get that shot, a baby would appear in her stomach. pretty creative i think.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I never knew wtf a stork was..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought that a baby would be in a woman's stomach because she ate too much, but i never really thought about how the baby came out....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

..My mom told me I came from a watermelon in the sky...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I knew where babies came from really early. My parents decided to just be completely honest about sex, rather than trying to shelter me from something that's completely natural. I totally respect them for it too. I feel like it's made me more open about it all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That profile picture of yours.. "see that son?....up in the sky...THAT'S A STORK!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's a long follow-up

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Indubitably.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was told how it got out, but never the truth about how it got in there in the first place...

by Anonymous 13 years ago