+319 The middle mouse button is like the extra person in a threesome. It has to watch the other two getting all the action, and occasionally gets a brief use of its own before going back to just watching awkwardly, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This would be a relevant post if the key actually had any feelings or had any livi g component to it... But I get the point ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now you're hurting the middle button's feelings.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh whoops I'm sorry... That wasn't meant for the button's ears :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

POTD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

first a post about key board buttons, then mouse buttons, whats next conor? shirt buttonshmm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Shirt buttons are like a group of people having sex. They all go into each other perfectly well but as soon as one goes into the wrong hole, all hell breaks loose and everything has to come out, amirite?" wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I use the middle mouse button all the time...scrolling...putting something in a new tab...other...stuff.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If ur doing it rite there shouldnt be any awkward waiting >.>

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At least the middle button is being lightly stroked, as opposed to being constantly mashed-upon by Cheeto-covered fingers like the other buttons are.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's still going to have to deal with the cheesy fingers though :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ah, well, I guess it's true what they say: "It ain't easy bein' cheesy."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dude. I'm eating cheetos right now. right after I had used my cheese covered fingers to click the mose button i read that. Wow.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I use the middle button all the time...

by Anonymous 13 years ago