Finding a needle in a haystack is a lot harder if you're a Mormon, amirite?

Because they can't use magnets?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because they can't use magnets. cool

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait, what?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL, four votes and already on the homepage? How?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mod powers FTW

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If that were true, wouldn't I have 100% approval rate on my posts?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wonderful poster powers?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...I'll accept that one wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why can't Mormons use magnets?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lawl. You're awesome.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

PROBLEM MORMONS? http://www.vitka.org/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get this post

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mormons don't use magnets. Needles are magnetic. Hay is not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... I'm pretty sure most Mormons know how to use magnets.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, I know how to use a magnet

by Anonymous 13 years ago

whats a magnet?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hah, okay. I'm LDS (Yeah. LDS. Not Mormon. It's the same thing. Most of us like LDS better ;) ) and I assure all of you that I do know how magnets work and so does everybody else in my church. So...thanks for the laughs. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the first time i read this i thought it said i'm on LSD and i assure all of you i know how magnets work. xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I also read it as LSD. Would have been more interesting that way =]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah it would but it also makes more sense this way.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought Mormons were the ones you were supposed to ask about magnets...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ummmmm... I'm pretty sure that's Amish... =)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Umm i'm Mormon (LDS) and I use magnets... and i've never even touched hay in my life. I live in the city. Do your research idiot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How do magnets work? Wait no. How do jokes work? Because you don't seem to know. Do YOUR research.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YEAH AMISH

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha Mormons? I'm pretty sure that I know how to use a magnet...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How do you use one then?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You just.... uhhh........ you know like wave it around or something.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Please explain how they work.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get this meme. explain or link please?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's pretty dumb. Apparently Insane Clown Posse wrote a song about miracles and asking how magnets work and now it's a big lame joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If Mormons can't accept a joke about magnets and get so worked up over it, how can you expect equality? Jews, Muslims, Christians, Hindus, Buddhists, Sikhs... you name it, they all have to put up with religious jokes all the time. Instead of getting up in arms and angry about magnets, just accept the joke, laugh about it, and move on. People will lose interest if you stopped getting annoyed by it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But it's not even really a joke...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not against Mormon jokes in general, and I'm not really caught up in it, I just think it's a dumb joke because it doesn't make a whole lot of sense compared to other jokes that could be made.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that miracles song? yeah, annoying memes and jokes will never die, annoying ignorant people will do it for fun, for acceptance as being cool...etc conformity.. like hating on justin bieber...etc

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm Mormon, I use magnets and get how they work, but I also thought this was funny to a certain extent. A joke is a joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

is it honestly this big of a deal?! there will never be a joke that EVERYONE thinks is funny. you might as well all get over it now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago