It sucks when someone says, "Bear with me" but they don't and you're stuck there growling by yourself, amirite?

It's also awkward when you go along with it suicidally.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just grin and bear it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We have a teacher named Mr. Grimm and mrs. Barrett, and they are pretty hard teachers We say ... Grim and barrett. Grin and bear it! Grin and barrett

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm getting a shirt with this on :D Best. Post. Ever.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We don't talk like that here, you 'average' whore.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Now honey, I know you're hundreds of years old but watch your language!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...Hundreds of years old?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm glad you liked your shirt Quannax :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's even more awkward in the spring.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's sucks when someone says "come play with me" and then you get arrested for molestation.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or when you just say "come with me" and get arrested for sexual harassment.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or you say, "Come fly with me," and you get arrested for impersonating an officer of the law, even though you were never informed of Frank Sinatra's recent joining of the police force.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Is it sad that I thought of the quest in Fallout before the song?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, it's cool. I did too :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

\o/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or when someone says "Fuck me!" but then they call the cops when you take off your pants.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A similar yet fatal fate befell one of my friends. Someone was about to shoot him in the back of his head, and another person shouted "DUCK!" And then, my friend just started quacking. Moral of the story: Proper, animal-free wording can save lives. Start today.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha! So true!! One time, someone accidentally let go of a baseball bat after hitting the ball and it was headed straight for my dad's head..everyone yelled "DUCK, SHANE, DUCK!" and he just looked around frantically and goes "WHERE!?" ....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I yelled, "Get down!" and he just started dancing...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha. That's a good one.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or when someone says "Fucking Shit!" and then they look at you weird when you start pooping there.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's so unbearable, man.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or when someone says "Lets go dancing" and you put on your dancing shoes, and wait for them to arrive at your house. But after an hour of waiting they don't show up, so you call them, and it turns out they have a friend named "dancing" and they were asking them to leave the room with them.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Its a stretch, but I tried.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It was almost nonesense.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

All we need now is an almost narwhal. I'm thinking a whale with a paper towel tube taped to its forehead.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But how will we get the airborne guinea pig?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Simple. What you do is buy a guinea pig, overfeed it, buy a fairy costume designed for small dogs, squeeze the poor thing into it, hire a bird as the nanny, tell the nanny the guinea pig needs to fly, the nanny will teach, and voila! A flying guinea pig.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or maybe they just stood you up. But that is a much more likely scenario.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or when someone tells you to "stop beating a dead horse" and then next thing you know you're arrested for animal cruelty.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why would you be arrested if you stopped beating the horse?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, you still beat it...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In this post and all the comments, you actually do what the person told you to do. So you'd stop beating the horse.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

P_A_F, stop beating a dead horse...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The horse isn't even dead yet.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ooh. I always thought they were saying "BARE with me." Talk about awkward, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Seeing as you are a turkey, it would have been awkward if you stood their growling like a bear anyways.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hate when somebody says "blow me away" and I get arrested for sexual assault.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It sucks when someone says to just drop it, and then they yell at you because the contents of your purse are now all over their floor.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hate it when people tell me to beat it, then freak out when I start masturbating.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or when someone says "Give me a break" so you give them a piece of your Kit Kat bar only to find out that they were allergic to chocolate. Then they go into anaphylactic shock and die.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or when someone says "Bear with me" but Bear Grylls isn't anywhere close to them.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

On a completely unrelated topic, Crobat has loved every comment on this page.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

seriously crobrat. its not funny...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's not the point now is it?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

Way to be original. Velociraptor totally didn't already do this.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This whole loving every comment on the POTD thing has to stop, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The whole thumbing up your own comments need to stop. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I agree.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Who started it?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I believe it was Velociraptor, my anonymous follower.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was going to one up this but it was plus 1234 and I couldn't bring myself to do it.....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ok I did it, because it changed to plus 1238. I was still upset.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It sucks when you ask a guy carrying a sofa if he needs any help with it, and he just rolls his eyes says "No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw." Then he gets pissed if you actually do it

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And then he doesnt even appreciate his new nickname. Torso boy!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or when someone says "Quit being a dick" so you suddenly turn into a vagina.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or of course when someone threateningly say's "say/do it again," and you do. Shouldn't they realize that we'll either do what they say or the opposite, whichever is more beneficial or humorous to us. Dumbasses.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Who's giving out free loves?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's even more awkward when someone sends you a text saying "Let's sext later" so you do and then they get angry because it was just a typo and now they have picture of you naked on their phone.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Awful, I know.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or when someone says "stay with me" so you anesthetize them and sew yourselves together, effectively becoming irreversibly conjoined until someone dies.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...*shutters* reminded me of the human centipede

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or when someone says, "Fuck my life," then they get pissed that you ruin their cereal. Seriously, everyone at FML are actually just pissed that they've got jizz in their cereal.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

These jokes aren't funny guys! When I was small my dad told my annoying brother to "go play in the traffic". He did and now we visit his grave site every year on his birthday. Totally true story.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A Pokemon is laughing at my comment Now my day truly is complete

by Anonymous 12 years ago