+314 Pale-skinned people: You hate getting a bad sunburn that makes you redder than the devil's dick, not to mention it hurts like it too, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey! Whoa! It's not MY fault that you guys didn't put on sunscreen!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, sorry Sun, didn't see you there(it's night here.) I wasn't blaming you, I'm blaming the sunscreen company. Bastards.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Redder than the devil's dick"? XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a southerner(Texan), and we alway outrageous analogies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So...how do you know how the devil's dick feels?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A night in El Paso... I got drunk... Yeah.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ha, I use that Neutrogena (or whatever) 100+ sunscreen and I still sometimes get burns >.> And I get then in winter as well. Not to mention if I am not burnt I look like I am on the verge of death I am so white. Yeah, being super pale is not fun :U

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OMG me too! It doesn't matter what sunblock I use, I'm still going to get sunburnt.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What is even worse is when you get a random sunburn at your house and you have no idea where it came from, and your first thought is "OMG I AM DYIIINNGG I HAVE A SKIN DISEASE DISORDER THING AND THE SUN IS RACIST" Fun, no?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No shit?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I got a sunburn. While I was skiing. In the middle of winter.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The Sun is out all year round, so it's not impossible or impropable. Actually, the snow probably reflects the sun directly on to you, causing you to get sunburn.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why did this need to be for only pale-skinned people? I doubt anyone with any kind of skin type likes getting a really bad sunburn.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you read the post carefully, it relates to the fact that pale-skinned people turn ridiculously red. I'm sure sunburn on anyone hurts, and nobody wants it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago