+314 I'm tired of all these inappropriate kids' songs, like the one about that whore Miss Mary Mack. But Ring Around the Rosie, now there's a wholesome, nonthreatening song, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hope that was sarcasm.. Lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ring around the rosie was about the Black Plague haha. were you being sarcastic?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

[shakes her head at above posters who missed the dripping sarcasm]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

who wants to sing about the Black Pague? "EVERYBODY! And a one, and a two, and a one two three!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Perpetual):

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's definitely sarcasm haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

London Bridges falling down....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

London Bridge is falling down*, not Bridges.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

when i hear miss mary mack i think of miss mary mack mack mack all dressed in black black black she's got a knife knife knife stuck in her back back back she can not breath breath breath she can not cry cry cry and now she waits waits wait she waits to die die die.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

where the heck did you learn YOUR childrens songs?! XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it was in a book i read once. i can't remember the name of the book but it was generally a really good book. this was in her one dream.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

was the book by any chance part of the blue is for nightmares series? bcuz i luvvd those books

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(a nom min iss): yes! those are the books i read them last year they were great!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And that Miss Suzy? What a bitch. Always ringing that steamboat's bell...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yes, because a song about burt corpses, the black plague, and everyone dying is the most wholesome thing i've heard yet. i'm hoping this post was being sarcatic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are a genuine idiot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's 'burt corpses'? Are they corpses of Burt? How many dead Burts do you know?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No wonder Ernie has been such a sad little camper as of late... Poor Burt...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait. How was Miss Mary Mack a whore? She asked her immediate family for money to see the elephants jump so high high high... I suspect I'm missing something.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wonder if the people NW-ing this are like, "Miss Mary Mack was NOT a whore! She was a nice lady!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My school: Miss Mary Mack All dressed in black With silver buttons All down her back She asked her mother For fifty cents To see the boys Pull down their pants

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why, that doesn't rhyme.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I guess that would make her a whore...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Miss Mary Mack Mack Mack All dressed in black black black with silver buttons all down her back back back she asked her mother for fifty cents cents cents to watch the elephants jump over the fence fence fence they jumped so high high high that they touched the sky sky sky and didn't come back back back 'till the fourth of July-ly-ly

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I always heard: Miss Mary Mack All dressed in black With silver buttons All down her back She asked her mother For fifty cents To see the Elephants Jump over the fence They jumped so high They touched the sky And they didn't come back 'till the fourth of July

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah I heard that too, except for sometimes me and my sisters and friends would say boys instead of elephants. I dunno why.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They were obviously being sarcastic. "Ring Around the Rosie" is about the bubonic plague and death. Really people? Comeon.

by Anonymous 13 years ago