+112 "I brought you into this world, I can take you right out." is the scariest threat....from your mother, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Sounds like my mother...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I know of several people in the police force who would disagree, bitch. (I never called her a bitch, but I was thinking it.)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"I will fucking rape you with my strapped on, spiky, lemon zest, demonic, mace penis barely keeping you alive while you burn, drown and have your eyes gauged out by tiny, relentless, robots." That would scare me a little more.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It's not so scary when you hear some self-righteous bitch use it as her argument as to why women are better than men.. "we brought you into this world and we'll take you out!" Ummm, no //you all// didn't. I only have one mother.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

What if the doctor who delivered you said this? (if there was a doctor)

by Anonymous 11 years ago