+452 While the pessimist and the optimist argue about whether the glass is half full or half empty, the opportunist drinks it. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Only to die from the small trace of poison, added to the drink by none other than the antagonist.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

but then saved by the protagonist

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A true philanthropist.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

they just stopped a rapist

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Was he baptist or methodist?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He was atheist

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oohhhhh shit...-ist

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And strangely, a creationist.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah. I get the jist.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's become quite a lengthy list.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Tell me aboot it. Jesus Christ! hmm ...damn.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not being able to continue the chain is making me a bit pissed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ah, your joke I almost missed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBOOOOO BREAKERRRRRR. loljk. I wouldn't want to get dissed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

To renew your favor, do you fancy a tryst? hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd prefer sex, i'm good with the fist.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just so you know, I've never been kissed. *blushes*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, with that, I can assist.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

OOOOH. *Tsst*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

While the capitalist markets it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

While the perfectionist cleans up after everyone!

by Anonymous 12 years ago