+406 TLC's dream family: fat Italian midgets with 10 children who are all trying to lose weight while continuing the family business of making cakes, they're hoarders and the eldest son has a bit of a drug problem, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What about the pregnant/teenage mother???

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who's getting married and the whole family has to help pick out the dress.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And then the guy doesn't show on the wedding day...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't forget to add polygamy into that fat midget family!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Like from The Soup?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and 6 of the ten kids are sextuplets...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the middle child would also have to be a wedding dress maker with an incurable mystery illness.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't forget that the mother and father have marital problems.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And the children participate in pageants.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And Stacy and Clinton will have to plan their wardrobes everyday

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And they like to have Outrageous Kid Parties.

by Anonymous 13 years ago