+173 "The facts were these:" just sounds way more badass than "these were the facts:" amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This reminds me of Pushing Daisies.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha me too! I totally read this in Jim Dale's voice, too.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Glad you picked up on that. LOVE that show. I was watching it when I posted this lol.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It sounds extremely awkward to me, not badass. Sentence structure and badassdom rarely come together outside of Star Wars.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I always like using "as follows" [:

by Anonymous 12 years ago