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When you're injured, telling everyone what happened gets a little annoying. amirite?
by Anonymous11 years ago
"its a long story"
by Anonymous11 years ago
Exactly. Solve it by making up an epic story. I broke my foot on a trampoline, so I tell everyone that I was kicking a robber and it hit his face wrong and I broke my foot, but the robber got knocked out so it's okay. Much more fun.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Once I jumped onto a moving sidewalk from the side (the steel, grated kind) and planted. My knee got all banged up and bloody. When people asked what happened I said I fought a lion
by Anonymous11 years ago
Unless the story is cool, in which you're glad to tell it:
"Oh no! What happened to you?"
"I just got hit by a car, nbd "
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