+336 When you're injured, telling everyone what happened gets a little annoying. amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"its a long story"

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Exactly. Solve it by making up an epic story. I broke my foot on a trampoline, so I tell everyone that I was kicking a robber and it hit his face wrong and I broke my foot, but the robber got knocked out so it's okay. Much more fun.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Once I jumped onto a moving sidewalk from the side (the steel, grated kind) and planted. My knee got all banged up and bloody. When people asked what happened I said I fought a lion

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Unless the story is cool, in which you're glad to tell it: "Oh no! What happened to you?" "I just got hit by a car, nbd smirk"

by Anonymous 11 years ago