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No guy has the courage to say "Hi my name is ________ and I have an average sized penis!", amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Hi, my name is Chauncy, and I have the most awesome small penis you will never have the pleasure of knowing, thank you very much.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Hi, I'm Lam. Unlike Chauncy, I have an averaged size penis. Also, another thing to note, just because a guy looks up the average penis length does not mean his is small.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Don't they have like penis enlargement pills nowadays??
by Anonymous12 years ago
Internet ads aren't always 100% truthful.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Hi, soon you will be drunk enough to not care.
by Anonymous12 years ago
That would take some serious balls to say.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Seriously average-sized balls.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Hi I'm Joquin and I think I have a penis, it must be uncircumsized because it sucks
by Anonymous12 years ago
What's wrong with an uncircumcised penis?
by Anonymous12 years ago
It can suck itself
by Anonymous12 years ago
There's a reason no one does that: if some random guy walked up to a girl and said that, he'd scare/creep the hell out of her and probably get mased.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Then she isn't worth it, you need to find your soul mate who will look you in the eye with a smile and say back "That's great, I happen to have an average sized vagina".
by Anonymous12 years ago
Hello, my name is Alexis, and I have a 75 ft long 10 ft thick penis. His name is Charlie and he can sing, dance, and tell stories. Don't pretend you don't want all that.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I knew a penis like that once, but we were separated by the Russian police force during the Cold War. I haven't seen that penis since 1983...
by Anonymous12 years ago
That was Charlie's grandfather. He told me the story.
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