+139 No guy has the courage to say "Hi my name is ________ and I have an average sized penis!", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hi, my name is Chauncy, and I have the most awesome small penis you will never have the pleasure of knowing, thank you very much.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hi, I'm Lam. Unlike Chauncy, I have an averaged size penis. Also, another thing to note, just because a guy looks up the average penis length does not mean his is small.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't they have like penis enlargement pills nowadays??

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Internet ads aren't always 100% truthful.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hi, soon you will be drunk enough to not care.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That would take some serious balls to say.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Seriously average-sized balls.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hi I'm Joquin and I think I have a penis, it must be uncircumsized because it sucks

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What's wrong with an uncircumcised penis?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It can suck itself

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There's a reason no one does that: if some random guy walked up to a girl and said that, he'd scare/creep the hell out of her and probably get mased.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Then she isn't worth it, you need to find your soul mate who will look you in the eye with a smile and say back "That's great, I happen to have an average sized vagina".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hello, my name is Alexis, and I have a 75 ft long 10 ft thick penis. His name is Charlie and he can sing, dance, and tell stories. Don't pretend you don't want all that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I knew a penis like that once, but we were separated by the Russian police force during the Cold War. I haven't seen that penis since 1983...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That was Charlie's grandfather. He told me the story.

by Anonymous 12 years ago