It's weird to know that you are probably in the background of some picture that is on a wall in someone's house, amirite?

+520 It's weird to know that you are probably in the background of some picture that is on a wall in someone's house, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's a picture in my bathroom of a kangaroo, but behind it is a picture of a man holding a briefcase and wearing a raincoat. I always look at that man when I'm urinating and wonder, "Where is he now? What's his job? Is he a rapist? Does he want to be a rapist? Is he standing right behind me watching me pee right now?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago