+428 At least one of your inside jokes with your friends have come from one of you hearing something wrong. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Goat is good when you cook it right!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"This iPod is really big-" "HE'S NOT GAY!" "...Wha...?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Hell is empty and all the Devils are here! Let's flog!" That probably sounds terrible, but it's funny for us XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I once said Cananada... yeah, I'm stupid. I repeat syllables sometimes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"We're bus buddies" "What? Ew we're not butt buddies!" "He has a nice camera" "He has nice calves? YOU HAVE A CALF FETISH?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"THE EVIL HAS BEEN BORN" "...porn?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"She's a heinous, selfish bitch!" "Did you just call her a penis?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*Stupid friend texts us all to play basketball* *both me and our mutual friend text him back that we can't* He texted both of us saying "you series?" (trying to spell serious), and ever since we been saying "are you series" to him. its awesome

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"After you get your braces off your teeth feel so free!" "FURRY?! That's gross!!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*talking about someone named Brent* "Um...I think I'll just hide behind this curtain. I don't really want to see him right now." "Oh come on, you don't want to go sit on the edge of the stage? Maybe he won't see you. ;)" "Brandon's not out there." "Oh....well in that case, let's go."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"So, my volleyball team.." " You're butt's tingly? Why, did it fall asleep or something?" Hahaha good times. (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Hey, do you have an extra G-string? I snapped mine while I was tuning on the bus." "..........WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

most of mine are from us taking things completely out of context from movies we watch together.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"HOLD MY BAT!" A friend of mine bumped into me and said "oh, my bad."

by Anonymous 12 years ago