+270 My wife pulled the ultimate prank on me today. She masturbated with a cucumber she knew I was going to put on my sandwiches. I never knew she had it in her. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

punny

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you life sounds average...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Really? That sounds quite odd to me...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Pirates, ninjas, weird people dressing up, Harry Potter, cliches, Masturbating with cucumbers and putting it on a sandwich Which one of these does not belong?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm pretty sure it was a joke, not an actual story.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thats a bad thing?

by Anonymous 12 years ago