Money doesn't grow on trees, but it does grow on parents, amirite?

i mean technically money is paper and paper comes from trees, soo....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah ^^ That is why it doesn't get completely smothered when you accidentally wash it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but wouldn't it melt if you dried it? in america our money would just shrink 3 sizes

by Anonymous 12 years ago

MOM = Made of Money DAD = ?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DAD= Delightful Amazing Dad compliments come a long way! Who knows Dad may give you more money than Mom ever would!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DAD = Dough all Dispensed That's the best I could come up with...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dollars all day..?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Device (for) Acquiring Dollars

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dish All (the) Dough!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You know a post is good when it's featured on the amirite twitter, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You know a post i good when it gets POTD, amirite? Wait, no I'm not.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://amirite.net/435059

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was thinking about the futer post, but ok.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That, too. The futer post was POTD because Anthony felt like troll

ing us. The post I replied with was POTD either because Anthony felt like having a democratic POTD or because it was New Year's Eve and Anthony was drunk.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My theory: If a post is featured on the amirite? twitter it will, at sometime, become POTD.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Everyone listen. He seems to be good at theories. But then again...there is that darn neutrino...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Do you not read recent news? ono

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My parents have cash coming out of their skull instead of hair.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What about their pubes? If your mom wears a bikini bottom will she look like a stripper with money coming out of her ying-yang?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

She plucks her snatch before swimming. Nobody likes wet money.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Hey Mom, can I borrow some... Oh... Nevermind..."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Yeah, I don't think you want some of my money..." "Money? I was gonna ask for a couple of your pubes. Of course I want money!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Guys, what actually happens is it DOES grow on parents, when they go to "work" they actually go to this secret building, lie down, and put a lotion on that grows money from their skin. Some are better at it, so thats why they get better pay.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What happens if they don't put the lotion on its skin?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They dont get money

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It gets the hose...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You murder them

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sometimes money can grow on the ground.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

and grandparents

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://crazytownmayor.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Money-tree-funny-cartoon-300x191.jpg

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Is there something to get? I don't see why its POTD, anyone could have thought to write that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Stop complaining, start entertaining.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wack ass motherfucking POTD. t("t)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This should be potd.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And the sky should be blue. And gum should be chewy. And Rebecca Black should be a bad singer. Oh, the possibilities...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's funny because it is the goddam post of the freaking day

by Anonymous 12 years ago

God I wish this was true.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/42735

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thanks for at least listening! Too bad you're not the real God... He's on here somewhere, though...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh my sad, misinformed friend, money doesn't grow off parents! You make it with flour, eggs, and sugar. That's how you make the dough.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I grows on them until you become an adult.. then it provides less and less.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not really...besides the fact I feel guilty whenever I have to ask my parents for money, they almost always give me shit for it up to the point where it's really not worth asking. Hooray for no job... But I suppose for others it could be true, and therefore, pretty clever :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago