Logically, if someone weighs the same as a duck, they're a witch. amirite?

or small rocks??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What about bread?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Witches exist on a diet of frog eyeballs, so naturally they'd be light.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

in b4 annoying kids with nonstop Monty Python quotes that are irrelevant to EVERYTHING.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No ones going to do that. Do you have a gash in your brain? I know, it's just a flesh wound......... Wait

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"'Tis but a scratch." "A scratch? Your arm's off!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this was funny. i dont care if it is irrelevant to everything, it's funny

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yes, the post is funny. the comments aren't. i think they are all annoying

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh i understand, i thought you were talking about the post itself, but now that know you were talking about people commenting random quotes from the movie i completely agree with you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No one expected this post to be made!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I still do not understand any of this....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ohhh...that explains it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Happy to help :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She turned me into a newt! :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A newt?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...I got better.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Burn her anyway!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Our class actually got to watch this scene for our university science class. it was awesome!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My baby's a witch?? :0

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"And what do you burn apart from witches?" "More witches!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i have never in my life felt so excluded, as i did when i read all these comments....so many strange inside jokes...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Go. Watch it. You will learn.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YOUR MOTHER WAS AN HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Pitang-Zoom-Boing!".....I kinda didn't feel like writing a quote that had to do with witches, so.....yeah......

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Churches! Churches!

by Anonymous 13 years ago