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Girls: there's no possible way to eat a banana or Popsicle without turning on a perverted guy, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Or lollipop
by Anonymous13 years ago
and hotdog
by Anonymous13 years ago
Well, banana=cut it up into slices...
by Anonymous12 years ago
i always tear my penis shaped objects. i get paranoid somebody's getting a boner xD
by Anonymous12 years ago
I feel bad for your boyfriend then, having to tear his stuff whenever you see it.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I don't have a boyfriend but eating like that keeps the pervs away because the guys I want never put in a chase and the rest of the ones that like me are creepy as hell
by Anonymous12 years ago
I know, just wanted to make a lame joke about how you didn't specify the objects as food haha
by Anonymous12 years ago
Or you could just eat it at home...
by Anonymous12 years ago
alone, in your bed, with the lights off
by Anonymous12 years ago
Bite it off as hard as you can, then wink at said guy.
by Anonymous12 years ago
cut it up into little pieces and eat it bit by bit
by Anonymous12 years ago
if you stick it in and out fast enough we wont see
by Anonymous12 years ago
Pretty much any time a guy sees a girl eat, something perverted is clouding his mind. Heck, a girl could just be sitting there and a guy will think of all sorts of nasty things.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Just make a very unattractive face and bite the popsicle/banana/lollipop.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I don't see why a banana would be perverted for the guy though. If anything, imagining a girl doing that to a guy's penis would just produce a rather disturbingly painful mental image...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Why is popsicle capitalized? Is that a copyrighted term?
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