+313 Girls: there's no possible way to eat a banana or Popsicle without turning on a perverted guy, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or lollipop

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and hotdog

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, banana=cut it up into slices...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i always tear my penis shaped objects. i get paranoid somebody's getting a boner xD

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I feel bad for your boyfriend then, having to tear his stuff whenever you see it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't have a boyfriend but eating like that keeps the pervs away because the guys I want never put in a chase and the rest of the ones that like me are creepy as hell

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know, just wanted to make a lame joke about how you didn't specify the objects as food haha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or you could just eat it at home...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

alone, in your bed, with the lights off

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bite it off as hard as you can, then wink at said guy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

cut it up into little pieces and eat it bit by bit

by Anonymous 12 years ago

if you stick it in and out fast enough we wont see

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Pretty much any time a guy sees a girl eat, something perverted is clouding his mind. Heck, a girl could just be sitting there and a guy will think of all sorts of nasty things.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just make a very unattractive face and bite the popsicle/banana/lollipop.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't see why a banana would be perverted for the guy though. If anything, imagining a girl doing that to a guy's penis would just produce a rather disturbingly painful mental image...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why is popsicle capitalized? Is that a copyrighted term?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes, it's a brand. The general term is ice pop

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bite it. Viciously.

by Anonymous 12 years ago