+1,597 Taking a dump should be called 'dropping an e' because it goes from your bowel to your bowl, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I prefer "dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://media.funlol.com/pictures/13711.gif

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://myfacewhen.com/117/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The birds are coming

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well now I know what I'm calling it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The next time I tell someone about my pooping I'm going to use this

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This made me laugh.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This made me chortle.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This made me guffaw.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This made me take a massive shit

by Anonymous 12 years ago

should digestion be called 'gaining an e', then? going from your bowl to your bowel?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That put the worst image ever in my mind.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ingestion*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Diarrhea

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i shall trend this in my school

by Anonymous 12 years ago

dont people will think u r weird

by Anonymous 12 years ago

they already do :P

by Anonymous 12 years ago

With a name like that, who wouldn't?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Look who's talking

by Anonymous 12 years ago

oh m god..so if i ate cereal, it would go from my bowl to my bowel to my bowl?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Rebecca Black): That is really deep and insightful, Rebecca. You should write a song. ...don't sing it, though. Please don't sing it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Gotta grab my bowl Gotta have cereal Goin' through my bowels 'til I drop an e

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Same goes for soup! Oh. Em. Gee. Or anything from a bowl! Omigosh!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Rebecca Black): http://www.amirite.net/497107

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's like polarthebear never left.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"BRB, I have to go drop an e!" "Wait what?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you think about it... Everything is like this. Everything is a series of "bowls" Water is in the ocean. The ocean is like a huge mis-shapen bowl. Then the water is put into smaller containers (bowls) and you drink it (or eat food, which has water in it) so then the water is in your bowels (which is another bowl). Then you piss or poop it out into a bowl. And then it goes from your toilet bowl to a purification system, which at some point most have a huge reservoir (another bowl), and then it goes back into the ocean (BOWL!). Hmm... I don't think I used enough parenthesis. () () () () ()

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dude.... what if the world was like....... a metaphor for like a huge bowl.......

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What if the universe is? And when we die, we're just someone else in a different universe's bowl of cereal? Man, we've made some breakthroughs today.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

WHoa... like DUDE!... what if the whole WORLD was like a huge bowl..... and It was inside like the inside of like a HUGER bowl...... like whoa dude......

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Inside the bowl.....of the universe! Universe bowl.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://loveglassart.com/New-Universe-Bowl.jpg You're welcome.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

=)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why don't we just build time MacNe?!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No no no, we have to save that for the futer when it is relevant.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No but if we com from futur than we no god also no prepositions in time macne

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No god from futer? No god, no futer, no bowl? If bowl no com back, no futer? Only pust?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nonono no bowl, no futir no god no bowel no commas

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wait wait... Where you even here for that post?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I didnt have an account but i was here haha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Best POTD of all time.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I didn't read this but I am guessing irbid very deep and insightful.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You coulda just said tl;dr, but thank you for your kindness. =)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm not one for using that kind of terminology like inb4 and ono, stuff like that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unless you do it on someone's lawn..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Then it would be called 'switching a y', because it goes from lard to their yard.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lard = Fat. Lard =/= Feces.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.answers.com/topic/feces "...10 – 20% cholesterol and other fats..." So yes, lard is in feces.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.amirite.net/607394, I believe this was POTD a few days ago. I assume you didn't read it?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I deleted my comment because of a grammar mistake. And I wasn't wrong you stupid little penis. You were.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I never said anything about you being wrong. I just thought you shouldn't have deleted the comment, especially because there were ones that came after it. No need for name-calling.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

dont wanna be that guy... but i don't get it... why "e"?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(That Guy): Because bowel-e=bowl

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(That Guy): See, 'e' is actually an ancient Greek symbol for courtesy and common manners. When the 'e' is dropped. it shows a lack of manners, which is distasteful. In Greek times taking a dump in a bowl, instead of the usual latrines, was considered discourteous and rude. So in these times, even though it is normal, the term 'dropping an e' would still remain a sensible way to call the action.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

DanielJames? Is that you?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why does everyone assume I'm someone else? So far I've been thought to be Chauncy Pickles and DanielJames. No, I'm just an anonymous who's been here for a very long time, but has yet to make an account.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Y U NO MAKE ACCOUNT?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hmmm I might. But I find it annoying to be labeled, so that people expect humor, cynicism, or stupidity every time I make a comment or post. If I make an account, I will have a reputation, that many well-known users have, that will be hard to live up to/get rid of. Also, I presume that when I make a comment that people deem not up to standards, they will look at my user-page and make a comment like, "Oh, you made this account last month, learn to use amirite correctly dumbass. Amirite is going downhill with all the new users, why can't it be like it was before!?!?" I just don't feel ready yet.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

seriously. You'll never become as famous, or have as fulfilling a life as I have until you make an account.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

why'd you change your name?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

2 reasons. 1: NoSoapRadio sounds awesome. 2: Apparently to some people, Pandas are girly. And no, contrary to popular belief, I am not a girl.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sorry, but you're not famous.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've made ~10 anonymous comments and this is not one of them. But that comment is indeed similar to some of my other comments.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wow, anons always get POTD. What is this favoritism.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think you're just jelly because you're an anon who hasn't gotten PotD. c:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think you're just mustard because it's a comment with random foods.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

People are going to think you're doing ecstasy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We had a conversation about this, and we decided that it sounds like a really un-hip person is going to go take ecstasy for the first time.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah well I choose glory.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

this was posted on my birthday :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You were born in 2011? Don't you think you're a bit young to be on the Internet?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He said birthday, not the date he was born.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was joking..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wasn't

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I guess I'm sorry if I somehow hurt your feelings.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

why am I a "he"....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How about "releasing the chocolate hostages"?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or freeing the slaves? I'm sorry for my slightly racist comment, God.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

congratz

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I call it "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

dropping an e already has a meaning

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When I first read this I was like "WHO POOPS IN A BOWL?" but now I get it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But I though nobody pooped in the toilet. I always use my neighbor's front yard... I'm so confused. Why do all you people poop in the toilet? I don't poop OR pee in toilets. This makes me confused. :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

lol.. the comments :P ive read "bowl" so many times that it doesnt seem to mean anything anymore XD

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I didn't get this at first haha I thought you meant you were dropping an electron... I've been doing too much chem...

by Anonymous 12 years ago