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Taking a dump should be called 'dropping an e' because it goes from your bowel to your bowl, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I prefer "dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool."
by Anonymous13 years ago
http://media.funlol.com/pictures/13711.gif
by Anonymous12 years ago
http://myfacewhen.com/117/
by Anonymous12 years ago
The birds are coming
by Anonymous12 years ago
Well now I know what I'm calling it.
by Anonymous13 years ago
The next time I tell someone about my pooping I'm going to use this
by Anonymous13 years ago
This made me laugh.
by Anonymous13 years ago
This made me chortle.
by Anonymous12 years ago
This made me guffaw.
by Anonymous12 years ago
This made me take a massive shit
by Anonymous12 years ago
should digestion be called 'gaining an e', then? going from your bowl to your bowel?
by Anonymous13 years ago
That put the worst image ever in my mind.
by Anonymous12 years ago
ingestion*
by Anonymous12 years ago
Diarrhea
by Anonymous12 years ago
i shall trend this in my school
by Anonymous13 years ago
dont people will think u r weird
by Anonymous13 years ago
they already do :P
by Anonymous13 years ago
With a name like that, who wouldn't?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Look who's talking
by Anonymous12 years ago
oh m god..so if i ate cereal, it would go from my bowl to my bowel to my bowl?
by Anonymous13 years ago
(Rebecca Black): That is really deep and insightful, Rebecca. You should write a song.
...don't sing it, though. Please don't sing it.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Gotta grab my bowl
Gotta have cereal
Goin' through my bowels
'til I drop an e
by Anonymous12 years ago
Same goes for soup! Oh. Em. Gee. Or anything from a bowl! Omigosh!
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Rebecca Black): http://www.amirite.net/497107
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's like polarthebear never left.
by Anonymous12 years ago
"BRB, I have to go drop an e!"
"Wait what?"
by Anonymous12 years ago
If you think about it... Everything is like this.
Everything is a series of "bowls"
Water is in the ocean. The ocean is like a huge mis-shapen bowl.
Then the water is put into smaller containers (bowls) and you drink it (or eat food, which has water in it) so then the water is in your bowels (which is another bowl). Then you piss or poop it out into a bowl. And then it goes from your toilet bowl to a purification system, which at some point most have a huge reservoir (another bowl), and then it goes back into the ocean (BOWL!).
Hmm... I don't think I used enough parenthesis. () () () () ()
by Anonymous12 years ago
Dude.... what if the world was like....... a metaphor for like a huge bowl.......
by Anonymous12 years ago
What if the universe is? And when we die, we're just someone else in a different universe's bowl of cereal? Man, we've made some breakthroughs today.
by Anonymous12 years ago
WHoa... like DUDE!... what if the whole WORLD was like a huge bowl..... and It was inside like the inside of like a HUGER bowl...... like whoa dude......
by Anonymous12 years ago
Inside the bowl.....of the universe!
Universe bowl.
No no no, we have to save that for the futer when it is relevant.
by Anonymous12 years ago
No but if we com from futur than we no god also no prepositions in time macne
by Anonymous12 years ago
No god from futer? No god, no futer, no bowl? If bowl no com back, no futer? Only pust?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Nonono no bowl, no futir no god no bowel no commas
by Anonymous12 years ago
Wait wait... Where you even here for that post?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I didnt have an account but i was here haha
by Anonymous12 years ago
Best POTD of all time.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I didn't read this but I am guessing irbid very deep and insightful.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You coulda just said tl;dr, but thank you for your kindness. =)
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm not one for using that kind of terminology like inb4 and , stuff like that.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Unless you do it on someone's lawn..
by Anonymous12 years ago
Then it would be called 'switching a y', because it goes from lard to their yard.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Lard = Fat. Lard =/= Feces.
by Anonymous12 years ago
http://www.answers.com/topic/feces
"...10 – 20% cholesterol and other fats..."
So yes, lard is in feces.
by Anonymous12 years ago
http://www.amirite.net/607394, I believe this was POTD a few days ago. I assume you didn't read it?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I deleted my comment because of a grammar mistake. And I wasn't wrong you stupid little penis. You were.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I never said anything about you being wrong. I just thought you shouldn't have deleted the comment, especially because there were ones that came after it. No need for name-calling.
by Anonymous12 years ago
by Anonymous12 years ago
dont wanna be that guy... but i don't get it... why "e"?
by Anonymous12 years ago
(That Guy): Because bowel-e=bowl
by Anonymous12 years ago
(That Guy): See, 'e' is actually an ancient Greek symbol for courtesy and common manners. When the 'e' is dropped. it shows a lack of manners, which is distasteful. In Greek times taking a dump in a bowl, instead of the usual latrines, was considered discourteous and rude. So in these times, even though it is normal, the term 'dropping an e' would still remain a sensible way to call the action.
by Anonymous12 years ago
DanielJames? Is that you?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Why does everyone assume I'm someone else? So far I've been thought to be Chauncy Pickles and DanielJames. No, I'm just an anonymous who's been here for a very long time, but has yet to make an account.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Y U NO MAKE ACCOUNT?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Hmmm I might. But I find it annoying to be labeled, so that people expect humor, cynicism, or stupidity every time I make a comment or post. If I make an account, I will have a reputation, that many well-known users have, that will be hard to live up to/get rid of. Also, I presume that when I make a comment that people deem not up to standards, they will look at my user-page and make a comment like, "Oh, you made this account last month, learn to use amirite correctly dumbass. Amirite is going downhill with all the new users, why can't it be like it was before!?!?" I just don't feel ready yet.
by Anonymous12 years ago
seriously. You'll never become as famous, or have as fulfilling a life as I have until you make an account.
by Anonymous12 years ago
why'd you change your name?
by Anonymous12 years ago
2 reasons. 1: NoSoapRadio sounds awesome. 2: Apparently to some people, Pandas are girly. And no, contrary to popular belief, I am not a girl.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Sorry, but you're not famous.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I've made ~10 anonymous comments and this is not one of them. But that comment is indeed similar to some of my other comments.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Wow, anons always get POTD. What is this favoritism.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I think you're just jelly because you're an anon who hasn't gotten PotD. c:
by Anonymous12 years ago
I think you're just mustard because it's a comment with random foods.
by Anonymous12 years ago
People are going to think you're doing ecstasy.
by Anonymous12 years ago
We had a conversation about this, and we decided that it sounds like a really un-hip person is going to go take ecstasy for the first time.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yeah well I choose glory.
by Anonymous12 years ago
this was posted on my birthday :D
by Anonymous12 years ago
You were born in 2011? Don't you think you're a bit young to be on the Internet?
by Anonymous12 years ago
He said birthday, not the date he was born.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I was joking..
by Anonymous12 years ago
I wasn't
by Anonymous12 years ago
I guess I'm sorry if I somehow hurt your feelings.
by Anonymous12 years ago
why am I a "he"....
by Anonymous12 years ago
How about "releasing the chocolate hostages"?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Or freeing the slaves? I'm sorry for my slightly racist comment, God.
by Anonymous12 years ago
congratz
by Anonymous12 years ago
I call it "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl"
by Anonymous12 years ago
dropping an e already has a meaning
by Anonymous12 years ago
When I first read this I was like "WHO POOPS IN A BOWL?" but now I get it.
by Anonymous12 years ago
But I though nobody pooped in the toilet. I always use my neighbor's front yard... I'm so confused. Why do all you people poop in the toilet? I don't poop OR pee in toilets. This makes me confused. :(
by Anonymous12 years ago
lol.. the comments :P ive read "bowl" so many times that it doesnt seem to mean anything anymore XD
by Anonymous12 years ago
I didn't get this at first haha I thought you meant you were dropping an electron... I've been doing too much chem...
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