+146 I had to take a chemistry test after school, which was so boron. Then I finish and my parents argon so I have to walk home. Once I got home my mom asked how I got home and I told her iron home. She was appalled and said "its April! its cobalt! Bring a coat next time!", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Coal story Br2O

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't get the Cobalt part

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm thinking "It's cold out"?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, I tried.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"cobalt" was a bit o' a stretch there

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't get it :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is so horrible that I want to drink arsenic.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

that was nice. and by nice i mean extremely forced and not as funny as you thought it would be.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My inner science geek just squealed with joy

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If your parents argon, how was your mom home when you got back?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think they meant that the parents weren't at the school to take the person home because the parents were at home.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I Rubidium the fan before I sleep. I don't get it either.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh yeah let's over-do the science jokes some more!!!!1!1!!!one11

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, you HilariousBastard.

by Anonymous 12 years ago