+283 If Pokemon were real I would be scared shitless. Driving home and seeing a little girl walking her Onix down the street. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and then suddenly a giant flying dragon fish thingy attacks the onix and kills it little girl was pissed gyarados wins

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...now if only you could spell Onix correctly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wtf, how did I screw that up, hahah. :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It happens :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd be more worried about losing my Porygon in cyberspace. "Ugh, now I gotta go in there and get him before he finds that freaking Pikachu again and gets into more legal trouble."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're worried about the captured ones? Dude those things are WILD to begin with.

by Anonymous 13 years ago