+536 It's annoying when you're shirtless, like at the beach, and people always mistake you for a sculpture of a Roman god, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Happens all the time. One of them tried to cut off my penis... That was awkward.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friend said that I looked like a holocaust victim with my shirt off... :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that is such a good insult LOL

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nah, go with Greek god. The Romans out lots of imperfection in their work, but the Greeks like idealism nd beaut.y

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Greek gods are too mainstream

by Anonymous 13 years ago

* beached whale

by Anonymous 13 years ago