+469 It sucks when you accidentally swallow a piece of food you're not done chewing yet, and you can feel it slowly sliding down your throat and into your chest, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was eating a stale pizza...trying to chew through it and accidentally swallowed a huge piece whole. pretty much felt like i was being cut apart from the inside.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Aspirating anything into your lungs begs death. Please don't f**k around while you're eating or drinking - I'd rather you live a full life.

by Anonymous 6 years ago