+170 I dont know why Christians complain so much about church. After all, you go, listen to two stories, then have snack time. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's like English Class. They have to dissect every little thing written in those stories.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And you have to stand up and sit down and stand up and sit down. And they make you sing. And it's early in the morning.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think church is freakin awesome. If Christians complain about going to church, then they shouldn't go at all. It's not an obligation and if they don't want to then they don't have to.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My church is fun!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"It makes me excited to go to the DMV." -Jim Gaffigan

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Since when have Christians complained about church?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What Christians complain about church? And why are they going if they don't like it? And why aren't they sleeping if they're going and don't like it?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

At my church, we read THREE stories.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you hear someone complaining about going to church they are probably not really a Christian, but someone else who is makes them go anyway.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have to stand for three hours in heels, I'm not complaining about it, but Orthodoxy is a little more difficult than that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...snack time?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Receiving the Eucharist

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Like Communion?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yes, same thing

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ahh. Alright. Thought I was getting screwed over there...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

nope, you're good

by Anonymous 12 years ago