+382 Saying "I drink beer because I like the taste" is a bit like saying "I watch porn because I like the story", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

lmfao. for reals. beer tastes like poo poo. and the stories in porn kind of ruin it sometimes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i disagree. If you're extremely tired after a long hard day at work or whatever, nothing beats the taste of an ice cold beer. But this post will probably be thumded downn because 80% of the members are pre-teens/teens who (in USA) is not allowed to legally drink yet.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(ArnoldVan Der Walt): *are but yeah you're right.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes, because no one drinks under the legal age...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The vast majority don't.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Chatting with my sports team proved that super duper wrong.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Sure, one particular group you happen to know is totally enough to represent the full statistics of all teens. I don't drink. No one my age I know drinks. My statistics here are just as credible as your's.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Your's? How fucking stupid are you?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I have a habit of doing that when I type. It's an honest mistake, no need to get so angry.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

A lot of the people who do don't drink because they actually like the taste of what they're drinking though

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Depends on the beer. Some definately taste like piss in a bottle (Amsterdam or VB for example) but Carlsberg or Blue Tongue both taste brilliant, especially at a summer bbq

by Anonymous 12 years ago

After waiting for a bus for half hour, riding the bus for an hour and then walking home for about an hour with your heavy college bag on fridays, nothing is better than a cold refreshing beer

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If nothing is better than a cold refreshing beer, but a hot beer that tastes like piss is better than nothing, then a hot beer that tastes like piss in a bottle must be better than a cold refreshing beer. LOGIC, BITCHES

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Please, just leave.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

AntiJokeChicken can't take a joke. Typical.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I bet you won't be able to not comment on the next POTD. I know it.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I can take a joke, just can't stand bad attempts at being funny.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Clearly you've not seen the Director's Cut of Backdoor Sluts 9. That shit was EPIC!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I watch it for the plot

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like th plot

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The only beer that I've had that tastes good is Lindeman's Criek but it's also Cherry flavored and Belgian...Bud light tastes like the vaginal discharge of a syphilis riddled geriatric. Perhaps this post would have been more accurate if you had said tequila instead of beer.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Have you ever tasted a vaginal discharge of a syphilis riddled geriatric in order to make that comparison?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

What do you think I chase vodka with?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Fun fact: Beer has the same Ph level as vaginas.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well... Oh

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I actually really like the taste of beer - the first time I tried it, it was gross, but these days I do drink it for the taste sometimes. The porn thing, though, I can agree with.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I for one, absolutely love the taste of rolling rock and blue moon.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Porn has great stories, I love the climax.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Ha

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I like the taste of most alcohol. So far, only bacardi almost made me throw up. I've never been really drunk before since all of it is from leftovers when my mom cooks or at Christmas.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I sometimes watch porn for something to do when I'm bored without getting off.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Pornography can have such beautiful plots.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I kind of agree... i often do drink beer for the taste. hard liquor is way more effective on getting fucked up. And it hurts to drink if you don't mix it right

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I only watch porn with a good story...xD

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Unless you're talking about natty ice or keystone or that sort of garbage, most beer is actually quite pleasant. I guess it's an acquired taste that comes with age, and that this is downvoted considering almost everyone on this site can't/doesn't drink. Always the minority, sigh.

by Anonymous 11 years ago