+2,271 I bet Prince William is going to feel awkward at his bachelor party. Imagine sticking a note with your grandmother's face on it into a stripper's g-string, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

THIS IS GOLDEN. this should be POTD april 29th.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*Ahem*... WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE IN YOUR MIND WHEN YOU PREDICT THE FUTURE?!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Are you from the futer?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No because then God wouldn't exist.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, only if we made a time macne.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have a time macne and I am offended.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Somebody said my name.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

that kid will never be able to live that post down

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This joke is pretty old but it's still a classic.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Of course. Nothing good on this site is ever original.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Of course. Nothing good on this site is ever original.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Of course. Everything bad under this site is never unoriginal. Think about that u ninja...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I am not a ninja and I am offended.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nothing is original. Period. Everything you do is a recreation of something else someone has said or done before. Prove me wrong.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

no im pretty sure you have to prove a statement like that true... we dont have to prove it false...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's much easier to prove it is wrong. You can't truly prove it is true, you can only have many good examples of why it is true in some cases. If you find one case where it is false, then you don't have to waste your time finding another because you know it is false. On the other hand, if you find one case where it is true you know it is only true in that case, so you must find more cases where it is true until you have found every case where it is true which is nearly impossible to do due to your mortalness.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

okay... how do you think comedians even have jobs in the first place... without original material, no one would think they are funny anymore. Not to mention, lets say someone first comes out with an invention, like the airplane.... The Wright brothers probably said something along the lines of "Dude, we are SO fly" .... therefore, an original joke because the airplane was just created.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's 2011. I think it's pretty much an accepted fact that anything a person can say has already been said a thousand times before, anything they can do, or think, has been thought a thousand times before, and everything is just a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

well a lot of things are... but if new inventions are always coming out, then new material must always be coming out as well.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

FRIGGIN HILARRRRIOUSS BRAH. made me completely crack up hahah i am sooo telling people this.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I predict this will be post of the day on April 29th because Anthony said so.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Good guess. Too bad your mad skills will be deleted and unappreciated.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Talking to yourself? Go see a therapist to check out your schizophrenia. wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I agree.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

As do I.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Schizophrenia isn't talking to yourself, you fucking idiot.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's seeing things that aren't there, and talking to yourself when you THINK you are talking to them. God, stop being so literal.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

how'd you know it was april 29 o.o

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I predict a riot.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unless you're into that kind of thing ;)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ono

by Anonymous 12 years ago

At least it's not his grandpa's ;)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Imagine that being all over the news. Aaaaaawkward.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or if he was feeling a little cheap he could just get his grandmother in person and offer her to a stripper, "One does thank you for your divine services, you may lick my grandmother as a means of payment"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

WORST POTD EVER. Jk It's really good. On another note, does the prince even get a bachelor party?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, but I think it was a few weeks ago, probably not as OUT THERE as some parties, such as dressing up in a mankini. I think he had it in a private country estate.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i dont get it

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Then crawl out of your cave and live a little.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Me neither. Could someone explain it...?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

English notes have the Queen on them. If he goes to a strip club, and puts money into her underwear to pay her (I've personally never seen anyone do this in real life, but that's the way it's shown on TV), then any currency he uses will have the Queen's face on it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, I just remembered, Americans call notes "bills" or something? But yeah, note means the same thing - paper money.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh thanks, yeah I just didn't get the note part. Yeah note=bill is helpful.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ok, I know this is an old post, so sorry about the notification everyone, but why the hell is Meandmycat's comment voted down so much when all they did was ask a question?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

More to the point, why is this suddenly bothering you 2 months later? :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My lads, let us venture into this club. Apparently the women have their garters showing!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i dont get it. to start out, who the balls is prince william?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, you see, there's this little thing called the United Kingdom. Now the United Kingdom, like all countries these days, have a system of government. Now, even though they don't run the country as a monarchy, there is a royal family. This is led by the Queen, who is on all the money. She had a kid, and he had a kid, and that kid is Prince William.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And I'm supposed to know this... how? because i knew there was a british royal family but i really don't care about it at all

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thats sad.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sure this is funny but it's really an overused joke.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, very overused because William gets married every second week. Honestly, the number of bachelor parties that prince has is sickening. :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Queen Elizabeth II is such a GILF that it's not even funny. How I would love to watch those flappy jugs flap up and down in the moonlit sky...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your writing is so refined for one so... fucked up.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't really get it...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

READ THE COMMENTS, it's been explained about 9 times.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I read like half of it, mostly using that (kind of killed) cliche about the futer. what were there strippers at the royal wedding or something? lol

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.dramabutton.com/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Am I a retard for not getting the post? Or maybe I'm just blissfully unaware...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're not ever going to give credit to where you got this from? I know I've heard this before.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

credit goes to a random conversation I had with a friend.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Stolen from Time Magazine's Awesome Column on the May 16th Issue by Joel Stein. "And all of us feel horrible for William since, at his bachelor party, he must have had to stick money with his grandmother's face on it into strippers' G-strings." Originality fail

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(hahaha... you fail): 1. I posted this on april 16th so joel stein has an originality fail. 2. I live in South Africa and we've only gotten the may 2 edition.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Now you made me giggle.

by Anonymous 7 years ago

There must be some money without her picture, or he could use coins - or some usa money.

by Anonymous 7 years ago