If I was a plastic surgeon, I'd put squeak toys in fake boobs. Strippers would get 'whoopie cushions' put in theirs. amirite?

And this is precisely why you're NOT a plastic surgeon.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ummm... That is NOT the precise reason I am a plastic surgeon. The precise reason I am not a plastic surgeon is because I lack the license or the materials necessary to do so. Doy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Estudio la lingua de espaniol por dos anos en me esquala. Trabajo mucho in Mexico DF, y es muy nessisario usar mucho. My spelling sucks. And my Spanish. doy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol two years and you don't even know past tense? And why is it that you can't even find the Reply button that is so conveniently located beneath each comment?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

@1174867 (Nacklefoodle): Hmmmm, OK if you prefer the reach around to the reply button, I'll give it to you. Better? I just get tired of typing 'Mastercard' all the damn time. On a side note, my two years of Spanish were quite a few years ago. And before you say I'm old enough to be your dad, there is a very real possibility that it's true.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Keep trying. The important thing is that you're both putting forth the effort! Do you two live close to each other? Maybe you could hook up?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is such an immature post, I can't believe it was homepaged. Just shows you the maturity level of those who voted.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

... Said the girl with the farting boobs.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Where is she?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Look in the mirror. See, I can do lame ass comebacks too!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Watch your language young man.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Watch your lead based paint intake. You are far above your recommended daily allowance. BTW, what would the internet be without people like you posting, eyes rolling of course, at how immature the rest of us are. If you don't like it, don't read it. Vote with your back button.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My eyes don't roll at all when I post, and I don't dislike immature people, I just try to raise them up to a level of maturity that would suit them better.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

From your page... i_luv_sparkles is right 25% of the time. Possibly you should read more books with less pictures. Just my opinion. But of course, I'm damn near always right.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you are going to base your legitimacy on the agreement or disagreement of 14 year olds on this website then the situation is worse than I thought. And I love picture books.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nothing but 14 year olds? I guess you and I simply have a different target audience. Are you in the clergy?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, love, I referred to the general population of this site as it would seem.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Princess, one of your four posts revolves around thick veiny penises. Peni? Penlets? Whatever, my point here is made.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Heidi, you are simply the best.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

None that I see, sugar.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Aww.. Lookit, bikerdawg! She's trying to act like a grown up! So cute!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sparkles. Really. That has got to be the most ignorant and hypocritical things I have seen. My commenting about squeak toys in boobs is childish, yet your comment about wanting to pop a thick veiny penis in your mouth is Masterpiece theater? MORON.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Aw you're so sweet.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Move on Sparkles. There are no 14 year old boys here... Try typing 'Transformers' in the search bar. I'd guess that would get you where you want to go.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*eating popcorn*

by Anonymous 12 years ago