Pokemon is so unrealistic. Who the hell names their kid "Ash"? amirite?

A pair of ash-hole parents.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pair? I don't remember him having a dad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

your choices are his mom is a weird flower,Mr.Mime,Prof.Oak did some experiments

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@1177760 (Anonymous): Yes, but there's a good chance he didn't stay around long enough to be involved in naming him.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are we really arguing about a pokemon anime?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wouldn't call it arguing at all. Just stating my case.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unless Ash's mom reproduced asexually, he has a dad. ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Probably short for Ashley.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, that's why it's unrealistic...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now if only that was the joke...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@1176236 (Lanz): Using sarcasm to respond to sarcasm which is responding to sarcasm. This is amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

People who realized they can't pronouce ass right

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My sister's name is Asha. She's one penis and letter short of being a pokemon master.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If she looks anything like you I wouldn't want her to have a penis hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My god, that might've been the smoothest thing I've ever read.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why thank you, but I'm not the one who's right 100% of the time ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Goddamn, you're on a roll.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And you're beautiful. ;) Clearly you win.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:$

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Watch out, Keith Stone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Short for Asher? But who names their kid Asher?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my cousin's name is Asher, you bitch

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My apologies. Seeing as the only place I've ever seen that name is in a book, I find it a rather odd name. So again, my apologies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha, I was totally just kidding :p sorry for calling you a bitch

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, ahaha! :P I'm really gullible. It's okay. :) But, if you DO know an Asher, didn't mean to offend. xD Unless you don't like that person.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no my cousin IS Asher hahaha but I was kidding about the offended/calling you a bitch part :p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I personally think Ash is a lovely name. I've never played Pokemon before but I wouldn't mind naming my kid Ash.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know this kid in my school named "Ashish" or was it "Asheesh"? Well, he's known as Ash for short.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well guys he's not the only one with a fucked up name -.-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Montana is a lovely name :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

fine, you can be montana then.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can't, I'm not beautiful enough!:)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

kay you can stop now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

k good, this was getting weird

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No. Let him keep going. I'm taking notes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like the name Ash.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Heh heh I have a good friend named ash. its short for ashley, so I understand why he goes by ash instead...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Any name can be realistic. It's a name. People have names. I could name my kid Chair. Sure, he might have social issues, but, in theory, I could. And I suppose you think Ashton is perfectly acceptable because, "Oh, he's a celebrity and a real person and not affiliated with Pokemon." -.-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're asking the wrong forum. Everyone here loves Pokemon.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hmm... Not everyone :$

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well I don't. But *many* do

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My name is Ashwin. People call me Ash.... I'm not even kidding

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's a cool name! :o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe for Ashton...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Challenge accepted.

by Anonymous 13 years ago