When you're at the store and you see a woman buying a cucumber, you wonder if that's her low-budget dildo, amirite?

-213 When you're at the store and you see a woman buying a cucumber, you wonder if that's her low-budget dildo, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well at least I know now that my dirty mind only goes so far...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I worry for your mental health. I'm not thatttt bad.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The real question is, when women buy dildos are they really buying high budget cucumbers. Think about it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

News flash: not everybody is wealthy enough to own every luxury available. If you find a penis substitute is sufficient to bring you to orgasm, then you could do a lot worse in terms of size & texture, than a cucumber. Slip a condom over it, & you’d never know there wasn’t a guy on the other end of it. Actually, you would, because it wouldn’t go soft on you, even after several orgasms, & it wouldn’t ask you to make a sandwich afterwards: but you could make a sandwich with it! There you have it: a low-cost substitute for a high-cost boyfriend, eco-friendly & recyclable. You can even reuse the condom!

by Anonymous 4 months ago