+502 "What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?" That's a really thought-provoking quote. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wrestle a shark out of water.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

drag a whale out of water throw it in the air and then grab its babies and train them to be part of human society and then they train their babies and then repeat the proccess on chameleons and so on and so forth

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why does this comment have a negative rating? This is one of the best things I've read.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

thanks

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd create a machine that could create anyone, thing, place, or scenario just by typing it in that would only respond to me, was immobile to anyone but me, can rescue me when I telepathically think about it, works as a wish granting machine, doubles as a hot chocolate machine and would complete the device tomorrow at 12 and beginning work on the device at 11:30 tomorrow

by Anonymous 12 years ago

-Invent magic -Rob a bank with a delightful assortment of broken-down Cockneys -Run for President of the World -Threesome with Noel Fielding and Russell Brand -Write the greatest movie script ever, then make it -Have a conversation with Tom Waits -I dunno, cure HIV or something

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i dunno cur hiv or something. oh simon, i always love your comments

by Anonymous 12 years ago

haha threesome with Noel Fielding and Russell Brand..did you recently watch The Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2006?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I watched bits of it ages ago on JewTube. They're just really fucking sexy ;P

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know right. Glad I'm not the only one wanting a threesome with them tho ;D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Foursome? hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

haha why not hello ps: watch Never Mind the Buzzcocks for more Noel Fielding sexiness :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd pick a fight with Chuck Norris. After winning that fight, anything would be possible.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Let's see... Fly Cure cancer and other terminal diseases Make it so the world can never become over populated Create world peace Write a book Meet my favorite celebrities Become a billionare Go on a magical adventure Trade places with several of my favorite book characters.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Sure...): 1.Become a cloud. 2. Provide rain for ze children in afrika. 3. perfect my tambourine solo. 4.Go back in time and watch Hitler die. /I'm just kidding.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think you know

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Devise a way to slap people via the internet

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would try to fail, therefore creating a paradox.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh. Wow.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would invent a time macne that would be first to the futer, proving once and for all that God is real.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Be a contestant on a game show and look badass getting the answers right...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

if i was lesbian... I would ask out megan fox(:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd make Pluto a planet again. And make orange juice and tooth paste a beautiful combination.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

PLuto never stopped being a planet in my heart mostly because it is my favorite planet NASA you bitch

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Rape.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ask out the person of my dreams

by Anonymous 12 years ago