+309 Spitting in someone's burger isn't really all too good of a prank because the customer will never know that you did it. If you really want to make them mad, you should just add the wrong toppings and condiments. That will always make them mad, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

but then they can report you...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It didn't seem to happen to me... Yet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...and then you spit on their burger?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Shit in the patty, so everything seems fine until they bite it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We could call it a Krappy Patty!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's a different story if you have AIDs though...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You can get AIDs through spit? o:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Everyone has AIDS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6szE_qmzavQ

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This actually would be heaps better, because it would piss them off and you can't really be fired for it, like you would if you were caught spitting in burgers.

by Anonymous 12 years ago