+255 There are two types of cats. Cats that are probably mentally retarded, and cats that are only nice to you for food. Amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There is one type of cat: evil.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Catherine is right. Cats are pure evil.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Your Girlfriend): Wow! I have a girlfriend??! I think we should break up.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I babied my cat too far into adulthood. Now he's a sweet cat who is completely devoid of all manhood and bravery.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The first kind are probably only pretending to be retarded to get food.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My cat is both. It pisses me off. -.-'

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The only thing I've ever seen cats do is sit on top of shelves and stare at everyone. That or sleep.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

@1198088 (NotSoDangerous): Not so! My friend has a cat that stares at us from the stairs! Also, the above sentence is why I hate the English language.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think mine may be retarded. It's also mute. At least I think. It can purr but I've never heard it meow ever. Even when I accidently shut its tail in the door

by Anonymous 12 years ago

kitties can be really sweet because they love you! but they can be really scary too... O.O

by Anonymous 12 years ago

allcats retarded

by Anonymous 5 years ago