+448 There are two types of dogs: Dogs who would rip a burglar to shreds, and dogs who would go up to the burglar and roll over so the burglar could scratch its belly. Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What about dogs that would run away and bark from a safe distance, leaving the owner to fend for themself?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have a big black pitbull. And she falls into the second category. *shakes head sadly*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ahhwww i used to have the sweetest pitbull in the world she was big and black with a white spot on her chest and she thought she was a lap dog:) we had to give her to my grandpa though because she killed a cat in our apartment and she got fat living there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

mine is also big and black with a white spot on her chest :) She lives with 4 cats and shares my bed with 2 of them, she is such an angel!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My white boxer is a mixture of the two categories. Get belly scratched first, then rip them to shreds...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have 1 of the first and 3 of the second.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have one dog who fits the first description, and another who wouldn't care either way, as long as she got a biscuit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i have 1 dog that would run away and 2 that would rip them to shreds. unless you give them a treat....

by Anonymous 13 years ago