+662 To make sure no boys write a poem about your daughter, name her Orange, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Tracing down the hall Past the level-lock door hinge Masking my sweet love My one and only Orange =D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

or silver. or purple.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Chilver rhymes with silver

by Anonymous 12 years ago

didn't know that was a word?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's old English so technically it's not

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well according to Webster

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How many love poems use rhymes with the girl's name? In that case, avoid: Stephanie, Josephine, Rebecca, Francesca, Sue-Ellen...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sue-Ellen: My little love melon

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He'd just give her a pet name and use that instead, like: Orie, you don't have to be sorry or something actually good that wasn't written off the top of a poetically challenged moron's head

by Anonymous 12 years ago

whoever said nothing rhymes with orange, must say "nothing" differently than others

by Anonymous 12 years ago

that's already a post bro

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You don't have to end a sentence with a name and not all poems rhyme

by Anonymous 12 years ago

BOOM roasted!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Clearly you've never read: 'ode to an orange'. Sounds like freaking foreplay. O.o we did it in an end exam as an unseen poem, traumatized me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why wouldn't you want your daughter to get poems? Only the smart romantic types write poems anyway. Oh, unless you're talking about the little songs and rhymes that people use to make fun of others. Is that what this is about?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There was once a girl names Orange, worst person I ever did meet. I want to slam her face into a door hinge and chop off both of her feet. Although her name sounded sweet and fruity, she left me feeling quite sour when I found out she gave other men booty and had sex with rich dudes in the shower.

by Anonymous 12 years ago