+519 I told my girlfriend she was taking our love for granite. She told me that I wasn't very gneiss and that I was full of schist. I'd break up with her if I was boulder, but it's a shame because I rocked her world. From what I hear, I amber favorite still, but I am still a dried-up sap. Oh well, shale forgive me, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

a sap made from maple syrup?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I MISSED YOU WOOOO UR BACK..great post ^_^

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I remember seeing this as a facebook conversation

by Anonymous 12 years ago

on failbook? same.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

that's so weird I read that on the Facebook funny status website TODAY.. weird.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

WIN

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you just used malapropism!....yes, theres a word for it

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Aw, thanks for sharing your sediments.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

'Slate now, you should probably end your rant soon. Anyway, I think you really chert her feelings

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Coal story bro

by Anonymous 12 years ago