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  • Topics:Fun / Jokes
  • Featured on the home page on Apr 23rd 2011
  • Post Of The Day on Apr 24th 2011

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There's a big difference between men and women when they say: "I got through a whole box of tissues watching that film." Amirite?

Top Comment

I went through a whole box during Brokeback Mountain. What a sad movie.

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William_Bill_Clinton William_Bill_Clinton

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Oh man, this is the first thing today that made me laugh for more than a minute.
Well done.

+11511941 Reply

Simon

In response to “Oh man, this is the first thing today that...

I laughed so hard I had to use up another box of tissues. (wary)

+146147113 Reply

Julian Julian

I like this post. Not a facebook like, I actually like it a lot.

+949511 Reply

Julian Julian

In response to “I like this post. Not a facebook like, I...

You like it, like, more than friends?

+73741 Reply

PurpleZebra PurpleZebra

In response to “You like it, like, more than friends?

Like, like-like. Not quite LIKE-like, but like.. Like-like, you know?

+1221222 Reply

Julian Julian

In response to “Oh I know (hello)

How do you add those emoticons?

+165 Reply

____

In response to “(lolwut)

Way to answer my question.

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____

In response to “Way to answer my question.

just hover over it...

+55 Reply

theinfinitecoder theinfinitecoder

In response to “just hover over it...

Hovering over it doesn't show what to do, it just stays the same.

-11112 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “Hovering over it doesn't show what to do, it...

no, if you hover over it, it says hello in parentheses, and that's what you type to get the emoticon.

+22 Reply

cherryblaster cherryblaster

In response to “lawl

What does that even mean? Is it an acronym, or what?

+7125 Reply

Sobriquet

In response to “What does that even mean? Is it an acronym...

it's what "lol" sounds like written out so it basically just means lough out loud, although it's used sarcastically a lot.

+9101 Reply

528491 528491

In response to “it's what "lol" sounds like written...

Actually "lol" sounds like "lawl", not "loul."

022 Reply

qwerty123 qwerty123

In response to “Actually "lol" sounds like...

I never said it sounded like "loul"

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528491 528491

In response to “I never said it sounded like "loul"

"it's what 'lol' sounds like"

+33 Reply

qwerty123 qwerty123

In response to “"it's what 'lol' sounds like"

yes but I was talking about "lawl" not loul.

+231 Reply

528491 528491

In response to “yes but I was talking about "lawl"...

Ooohhh ok I thought that the person asking "what does that mean", was replying to the person saying "loul", not the first post. My bad.

+33 Reply

qwerty123 qwerty123

In response to “Ooohhh ok I thought that the person asking...

Yeah I can't see who she was replying to so I assumed it was the "Lawl" one

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528491 528491

In response to “What does that even mean? Is it an acronym...

It's like a sarcastic "lol"

+671 Reply

BrianH BrianH

I went through a whole box during Brokeback Mountain. What a sad movie.

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William_Bill_Clinton William_Bill_Clinton

In response to “I went through a whole box during Brokeback...

I went through two boxes during the Little Rascals. Every time I watch it I sprout an Alfalfa.

+37436 Reply

DanielJames DanielJames

In response to “I went through two boxes during the Little...

Djames with the pedo joke. FOR THE WIN

+18213 Reply

William_Bill_Clinton William_Bill_Clinton

It took me a minute to get this one. Nice :D

+25294 Reply

Anonymous

I think I get it but I'm not 100% sure..

+17214 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “****. **** do it.

haha my guess was correct.... :/

+1616 Reply

ilikefurrywolves4815 ilikefurrywolves4815

In response to “haha my guess was correct.... :/

was that intended to be anon?

+25261 Reply

Montana Montana

In response to “was that intended to be anon?

shit..yeaa haha im a failure

+14151 Reply

ilikefurrywolves4815 ilikefurrywolves4815

Can someone explain this to stupid little me?

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Anonymous

In response to “Can someone explain this to stupid little me?

Women watch sad movies and use a whole box of tissues when they cry. Men watch **** and use a whole box of tissues when they....yeah....XD

+616213 Reply

Serg Serg

In response to “Women watch sad movies and use a whole box of...

Oh thank you! That makes sense and I feel stupid now

+26282 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “Women watch sad movies and use a whole box of...

When they... Cry? Because of how "deep" the plot-lines are?

+666823 Reply

Julian Julian

In response to “>.>

What? Are you in it just for the climax of the film?

+505111 Reply

Julian Julian

In response to “What? Are you in it just for the climax of...

well....the repeated climaxes.....

+444733 Reply

Serg Serg

In response to “well....the repeated climaxes.....

My favorite part is always the exposition.

Damn, my phone messed up. *Sexposition

+39423 Reply

polarthebear polarthebear

In response to “My favorite part is always the exposition...

You could have just edited the post after you realized you made a typo.. I think you meant to say that! (smirk)

+24251 Reply

Julian Julian

In response to “What? Are you in it just for the climax of...

they penetrate my soul (cry2)

+283131 Reply

Montana Montana

In response to “When they... Cry? Because of how...

Because they could be watching an emotional film, like The Notebook, Titanic or Camp Rock (man that movie had me scared for a moment, just because she was poor, doesn't mean her friends should abandon her! Dammit, here it comes again)

+7778112 Reply

verticallychallenged

In response to “Can someone explain this to stupid little me?

Got an issue? Grab a tissue

+2121 Reply

Ross Ross

In response to “Got an issue? Grab a tissue

When in doubt, pump one out

+121422 Reply

AMlRITE

It took me far too long to get this. I actually feel a little ashamed. Oh, and probably future POTD.

+41432 Reply

Sobriquet

That's a whole lotta ****

+50501 Reply

Anonymous

A Nicholas Sparks' movie about lesbians, starring Megan Fox and Mila Kunis, will send the Kleenex business skyrocketing.

+118120213 Reply

LittleRed LittleRed

In response to “A Nicholas Sparks' movie about lesbians...

Dude, why'd you have to go and get me excited

+31343 Reply

xxirishwristwatchxx

Follow-up of the year

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Anony

In response to “Follow-up of the year

One of the few worth while ones I've ever read.

+2626 Reply

polarthebear polarthebear

In response to “One of the few worth while ones I've ever read.

what you didn't like futer's "my friend who recently moved here from Korea and I share this account. So, some of the **** posts were from him" follow up?

+17181 Reply

528491 528491

In response to “what you didn't like futer's "my friend...

It was explanatory, but not augmenting the post

+33 Reply

polarthebear polarthebear

Best. Follow-up. Ever.

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Brett Brett

In response to “Best. Follow-up. Ever.

i read the follow up and i was like "thats really sad and whatever but that doesnt really have anything to do with movies or really anything with this post" then i saw your comments and i was like OHHH!

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Anonymous

In response to “@1187591 (Brett): i read the follow up and i...

Cool story, bro.

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Anonymous

In response to “@1187591 (Brett): i read the follow up and i...

what? did he have **** with his sister?
if not, I don't get it

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TalkingRice TalkingRice

In response to “what? did he have **** with his sister? if...

I think it's saying that since his sister is adopted, he can now jerk off to her. At least, that's what I thought it was.

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Retecmedi

In response to “Best. Follow-up. Ever.

Go. Back. To. MLIA.

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Admiral_Beena Admiral_Beena

I read the follow-up as something innocent. Then I got it...I'm normally the dirty minded one, I'm ashamed of myself.

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verticallychallenged

lol, nice follow up

+10111 Reply

FIEND FIEND

Very nice follow up :)

+682 Reply

Idling_Rocket_Ship Idling_Rocket_Ship

Who's with me when I say that this post is probably the most deserving of POTD that we've had in a while?

+39467 Reply

Whacka Whacka

In response to “Who's with me when I say that this post is...

You're so rite. POTDs used to be extremely clever and funny. They kind of strayed away from that lately.. but this one is just nothing less than perfection.

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Chapstick Chapstick

the follow up is even funnier than the post itself

+27281 Reply

Meerkat Meerkat

Post: (y)
Followup: (y)

+29301 Reply

__________ __________

In response to your follow-up: Are you a man or a woman?

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Anonymous

In response to “In response to your follow-up: Are you a man...

its ambiguous and thats y its so funny

+88 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “its ambiguous and thats y its so funny

Just check the man's profile....

+44 Reply

KickAss KickAss

GO TACOS! I can't wait for Hitler to commit suicide (again).

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DurzoBlint

In response to “GO TACOS! I can't wait for Hitler to commit...

One of the Nazi Party members got it before TACOS did. You're a bit late.

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awesomesocks awesomesocks

In response to “One of the Nazi Party members got it before...

congrats on being the 70th comment breaking the 69

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stepdom

In response to “congrats on being the 70th comment breaking the 69

...I feel like a disgrace..

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awesomesocks awesomesocks

In response to “...I feel like a disgrace..

it is ok though

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stepdom

In response to “it is ok though

NO IT'S NOT! I MADE EVERYTHING WORSE!

+121 Reply

awesomesocks awesomesocks

In response to “NO IT'S NOT! I MADE EVERYTHING WORSE!

Cassowary is an ally, not a member so it didn't count

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Adolf__Hitler Adolf__Hitler

In response to “One of the Nazi Party members got it before...

Which NAZI member got it before we did then?

+11 Reply

Whacka Whacka

I **** LOVE YOUR FOLLOWUP.

+1313 Reply

J_ZAS J_ZAS

Very witty

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MachoCheez MachoCheez

I can't believe how fast this became POTD. I saw it in the just in page a few days ago!

+10111 Reply

Serg Serg

In response to “I can't believe how fast this became POTD. I...

They grow up so fast

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polarthebear polarthebear

what's the follow up?

+231 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “what's the follow up?

"I was told today that my 18 year old sister was actually adopted. I've never gone through a box of tissues so quickly."

+3030 Reply

Butts Butts

In response to “"I was told today that my 18 year old...

haha wowww..that took me a few second to understand (the follow up)

+22 Reply

mylifeisfly mylifeisfly

This was hilarious, but the follow up made me fall out of the chair laughing

+13141 Reply

thatguys thatguys

I had to read the comments to understand the follow up. I feel so stupid.

But anyway, hilarious post. :)

+781 Reply

409inyourcoffeemaker 409inyourcoffeemaker

Gotta love double standards ;D

-24226 Reply

DangerousBabee DangerousBabee

In response to “Gotta love double standards ;D

This isn't a double standard.

+37381 Reply

ultispy ultispy

In response to “Gotta love double standards ;D

for some reason, that face reminds me of Fonzie

+55 Reply

Serg Serg

So would a hermaphrodite use two boxes?

+40411 Reply

awesomesocks awesomesocks

I use a rag to clean my **** up

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Anonymous

In response to “I use a rag to clean my **** up

i use a hooker

+42422 Reply

Ross Ross

In response to “@1188302 (Anonymous): i use a hooker

Like a boss
or should I say 'like a ross'?

+143 Reply

Device Device

In response to “@1188302 (Anonymous): i use a hooker

don't you have to pay for a hooker while you could just wash the rag?

-314 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “I use a rag to clean my **** up

I use your daughter's throat

+7921 Reply

MaitiuSexton MaitiuSexton

In response to “I use your daughter's throat

i don't have a daughter

022 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “i don't have a daughter

That you know of (hello)

+1414 Reply

Admiral_Beena Admiral_Beena

In response to “That you know of (hello)

Who is the mother?

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stepdom

I like this post, but the follow up absolutely made my day.

+121 Reply

LittleRed LittleRed

You wouldn't believe my admiration for you after reading that followup. It made my day.

+341 Reply

Sobriquet

Took a while to figure it out, but I'm favoriting for that follow-up.

+11 Reply

ultispy ultispy

I got laughing so hard I couldn't stop, and it was interesting explaining why I was laughing to my sister...

+781 Reply

Iamrite23 Iamrite23

I don't get the follow up. Did he start **** while thinking about her because she was adopted?

+671 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “I don't get the follow up. Did he start ****...

No, he obviously was crying because he just realized he doesn't have a real sister.

+565718 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “Yup.

Thanks. I don't know why everyone found it so funny. But I'm just depressed and hardly ever find anything funny, so i guess it's just me.

-347 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “Thanks. I don't know why everyone found it so...

Nobody cares about your depression.

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Jesus_Christ Jesus_Christ

In response to “Nobody cares about your depression.

I don't expect anyone to. Nice to see you resurrected, though.

+29312 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “I don't expect anyone to. Nice to see you...

kill yourself lol

-94132 Reply

Roy

In response to “Nobody cares about your depression.

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. YOURE BACKK. WE MISSED YOU.

+1616 Reply

<3

I'm number 1000! :D

-1212 Reply

yimmyjm

In response to “I'm number 1000! :D

Does anyone care?

+22 Reply

Admiral_Beena Admiral_Beena

it took me quite a while to get this... this. was . hilarious.

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NoMeaning NoMeaning

I don't understand how this could take people so long to understand. It's obvious how the women use the tissues, and it doesn't take much to figure out what else the men could be doing with them lol.

+352 Reply

Ultraviolet

Oh hey everyone, I just want to point out that I suggested this to Anthony as POTD, and then he bent over for me and did it.

+10144 Reply

Simon

LOL THE FOLLOW UP

+22 Reply

yesimrite

I wish I'd read this later in the day so I could actually appreciate it. But I'm so tired it only made me smile. :'(

+242 Reply

Kellie Kellie

This is the best follow-up I have ever seen.

+44 Reply

shAvayourface shAvayourface

this is an example of what a follow up SHOULD be. none of that "OMG this made the homepage!" crap.

+18182 Reply

BeedleTheBard BeedleTheBard

the follow-up sounds like it should be on MLIA. amirite?

-1111 Reply

llavaheadd llavaheadd

You've never masturbated to your sister before? Freak.

011 Reply

TheHacker TheHacker

In response to “You've never masturbated to your sister...

I have bad memories when it comes down to incest. At least, I'm not sure if it counts as incest but I'm pretty sure that when I was younger my dad was **** my mom...

+1212 Reply

StealthApple StealthApple OP

...what a sad sad film... >:)

+44 Reply

Anonymous

im not sure what to make out of your follow up. Since your a guy I thought....well you know. But then again there is that chance that maybe it was cause you were upset your sister was adopted.

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yuppers

In response to “im not sure what to make out of your follow...

because the OP was totally serious about it

+44 Reply

Alexus Alexus

The follow up is gross. If I had an adopted sister and I was a guy, I would still look at her as my sister (expecialy when she's my 18 year old sister and I've looked at her as my sister for that long).

-55 Reply

smiles75

In response to “The follow up is gross. If I had an adopted...

Maybe he's just sad his sister is adopted.

+44 Reply

Mona

How bad is it that for over 3 months I thought this post meant that the movie has to be really emotional for a guy to go through a box of Kleenex while women usually do..... wow. Thanks to the comments I have finally been enlightened.

+11 Reply

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