Kindergarten: Be nice, work hard, have fun! Middle School: Be nice, work hard! High School: Work hard! College: Party! Adulthood: Get a job. Old age: Get out of bed, amirite?

+467 Kindergarten: Be nice, work hard, have fun! Middle School: Be nice, work hard! High School: Work hard! College: Party! Adulthood: Get a job. Old age: Get out of bed, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shouldnt middle age be adulthood?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good point.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This sounds like it should be an fb page, if it isn't already...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It definitely isn't, but I bet it would do pretty well.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Since when is hard work required at kindergarten?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'll get out of bed when you get off my fucking lawn.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love how when you reach adulthood you stop using exclamation points. When you're younger it's like "Wooooo!" but, when you're older it's like a half-hearted "Yeah.". Makes sense. Good job.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeahhh college isn't a party. Sure, some people blow their college loans on alcohol but I'm definitely working harder in college than I ever did in high school.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OP has obviously never been to college.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It should be: Middle School: Work hard, have fun. No one's nice in middle school.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Uh, that's not true at all. I'm in middle school right now and a lot of people are nice.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

of course you are. it all makes sense now. anyway, that's how it was for me. I'm not saying that's true for everyone.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Can you not see my picture? Anyway, of course it was for you, it all makes sense now.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i can. What does that have to do with anything?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ITS OF ME.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes, I know that. I don't understand why you asked me if I could see your picture.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How could you not know that I was in middle school?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

because I can't tell someone's age from an edited picture where they are wearing sunglasses.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I didn't know sunglasses made it that hard to tell how old someone is. And edited? LOL.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well not edited, but in a small frame. And yes, sunglasses do make it hard to tell how old someone is--and you're blocking half your face with a knife (WHY do you have a knife?!) as well.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well then thank you for thinking I was older than I was. More like a dagger, really. Maybe even a sword. If you must know, I got it from Spain as a souvenir.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I didn't think you were older or younger. I just couldn't tell. You could have been 8 or 20 for all I knew. WOW a dagger!! SO COOL...(sarcasm hand). Why's it in your picture though? That's the real question, I don't give a fuck whether it's a dagger or a sword.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It started off with sort of a pattern, but then the last two seemed like random statements thrown in there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The last two statements were meant to be unenthuasistic.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

in grade school i was trying to plot how i can steal pets

by Anonymous 1 year ago