+1,309 I went to a restaurant the other day and I noticed that my waitress had a black eye. I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering my food because she obviously had trouble listening, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Heh. I chuckled. ;)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

<insert Dwight>

by Anonymous 12 years ago

thats what she said

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dwight get out of my nook!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*Chortled

by Anonymous 12 years ago

reminds me of the joke "what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?" ... "nothin', you done told her twice."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i dont get it....?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Were you the waitress?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i laughed pretty hard at that. But i feel terrible at the same time :P

by Anonymous 12 years ago

first you were like http://www.myfacewhen.com/115/ then you were like http://www.myfacewhen.com/34/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.myfacewhen.com/332/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.myfacewhen.com/images/8.jpg

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Pretty much... but the second face was more a http://www.gamertagpics.com/users/a/As/AshleySmashleyy/okay_meme_tf2_version_by_jaymewes-d2y3ud5.jpg face :P

by Anonymous 12 years ago

As someone who had once been in an abusive relationship, this isn't funny. It's just sick.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think levity is healthy. Finding humor in something serious allows your mind a chance to breathe.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What's worse than abusive relationships? The Holocaust

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I agree with what you're saying. I was beaten before and this stuff makes me cringe. I know it's just a joke and I get that people will always make them I just hate how accepted abuse seems to be.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Took me a while to get but once I got it I literally LOL'D!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I figuratively LOL'D.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hypothetically LOL'd

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I metaphorically LOL'D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I sexually LOL'D. Wait..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

SICKIPEDIA

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yup! Thieves.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I laughed ...even though its terrible

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why does everyone just steal form sickipedia

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Am I going to hell for laughing at this?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You just keep telling yourself that when you're in hell for molesting that little girl.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!!! Ahahahahahahaha It took me a couple of seconds. But I got it!!! Yeah that's great…

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Chris Brown that hoe.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wow, Amirite's gone downhill since I was last on here.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Are you kidding Anonymous? I see you around ALL THE TIME

by Anonymous 12 years ago

WOW, this was made on the 24th, homepaged on the 25th and became POTD on the 26th. Thats pretty awesome.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dude, it's the democratic way of doing things now. It's probably gonna be like that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Democratic?! I'm leaving...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I LOVE YOUR JEW PHOTO!!! HAHAAHAH!!!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

and now you have 27 ups :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's like it was fate.. weird.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I just want you to know that I've been having a really terrible day and this really cheered me up. Thank you :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thinking about an abusive boyfriend hurting a waitress cheers you up? Cool!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No but knowing that other people in this world have it harder than I do makes me feel better about myself because sometimes I forget how lucky I am when times are tough for me. This post reminds me that although I'm having a hard time with things someone out there is having harder times and I should be grateful.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No. Admit it, you think spousal abuse is funny, just like everyone else.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Eh. It's funny, but I can't agree or disagree with this. It's just an anecdote. If you're going to copy something off of Sickapedia, Opinionist, like 80% of your posts, at least rephrase it to fit the Amirite format.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ororke.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/02_Haters_Gonna_Hate-s600x433-62658-580.jpg

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, you don't have haters. Nobody cares about you that much. He's right - this is not an amirite. And if you're going to take things from other sites, give credit to the site/person in a comment.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's funny that you got in on that one after the whole haters talk the other day. Haha.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How dare you, sir. How DARE you. There are STARVING children in Africa, and there you are sitting comfortably, loitering upon your high-horse in an eatery. How, in your feeble, toxic mind could you even FATHOM ordering food from-- oh. That's not the point of the post.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Looks like I'm not the only one that checks FJ

by Anonymous 12 years ago

People still use FunnyJunk? Only 12 year olds go there, and this was posted on Sickipedia first.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

WHEN THE FUCK WILL PEOPLE BE ORIGINAL ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE? THIS WEBSITE WAS MADE FOR PEOPLE TO SHOW WHAT THEY THINK AND SEE HOW OTHERS AGREE AND DISAGREE, NOT TO GET THEIR SHIT FROM SICKIPEDIA. i don't care if you post down. Be original that what this website was made for and my proof is here: http://www.sickipedia.org/getjokes/similar/913370

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Notice how no one complained until this became PotD. If be mad at anyone, be mad at everyone who favorited it

by Anonymous 12 years ago

this is awful

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is not, Audrey.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.instantostrich.com/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This would be soooo much better if I hadn't already read this on sickipidiea already.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Erm... I don't get it. Someone mind explaining?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

JASON DERULOOOO

by Anonymous 12 years ago

is gay

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Boooooo. Unoriginal posts can suck my dick.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Way to copy the front page photo on funnyjunk dipshit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago