+440 There really is a lot of power in how you describe something. I mean, you could make something like baking a cake seem horrible, or WWII seem like it was nothing if you used the right words, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

After I took the food that animals eat and crushed it up into power and mixed it all in a bowl, I took two unhatched defenseless baby chickens away from their mother and hit them against the side of the bowl. Once it had cracked I let the chicken fetus land into the powder mixture and carelessly tossed the shells into the trash. Then I got an eggbeater and plugged it into the wall which used up electricity that could have been put to use keeping the children living in poverty comfortable. I let the spinning tool of destruction beat the never to be born baby chickens. I then put the substance it created into a 400 degree box and then afterwards I devoured it and let the cake go through me digestive system. I don't see what you mean. That doesn't sound horrible at all!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

WW2 was just a slight misunderstanding between some unimportant nations that included a tiny bit of violence for a few years. Eventually it was resolved and everyone was happy in the end.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Gross.. you made feces.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

the inside of an egg isn't a chicken fetus.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was just trying to word it in a way that would make it sound worse than it is. I was actually expecting comments that told me how inaccurate it was.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"It's not what you say, but how you say it."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah this German guy was being a bully with his friends so this American guy told him to stop in a couple of fights with his friends, no big deal they're all friends now.

by Anonymous 12 years ago