+501 As soon as your parents tell you you can't do something your immediate goal is to practice it, complete it and be the best at it, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Inb4 Sex

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"You can't have sex with your sister, it's against the law." "Challenge accepted."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Like me breaking into the house today! I used my bobby pin to pick the screen lock, a shovel to wedge the window open enough to use my swiss army knife to cut the duct tape (ghetto insulator) and used a paint can to hold the window up as I slipped through. And they said it couldn't be done. Watch out! I'm climbing in yo' windows....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Every time my parents pressure me to do something, I don't want to do it. When they don't pressure me about something, it becomes something I love. So basically now I'm a loser who hates ever having parties, hates exercising (even though I used to love riding my bike/swimming/skating), and loves school work.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Like my dad said if I learn to drive stickshift I will get his truck, after he gets it painted PURPLE. But then he keeps telling me he doesn't think I'll be able to do it. I'M GETTING MY GODDAMN PURPLE TRUCK.

by Anonymous 12 years ago