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  • Featured on the home page on Apr 26th 2011
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When zombies take over the world, everyone should go to Costco. It has thick concrete walls, years worth of supplies, and the zombies can't get in unless they have a membership card. amirite?

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I don't like this new system of POTD because people know what the POTD is going to be in advance, making it quite uneventful and also allowing people *ahem ^* to take advantage of it and get a funny comment in beforehand.

I like the idea of a democratic POTD, but I would prefer a POTD button (similar to the HP button), rather than simply using the most favorited post.

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DanielJames DanielJames

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Plus they have the best cake ever.

+2929 Reply

ImInAJar ImInAJar

In response to “Plus they have the best cake ever.

and free samples on Saturdays! :D

Because that is OBVIOUSLY what people will be worried about.

+27314 Reply

Norma Norma

In response to “and free samples on Saturdays! :D Because...

Pshh, definitely. Who cares about the zombie apocalypse when there's FREE FOOD!!

+20211 Reply

Your+name+(optional)

In response to “and free samples on Saturdays! :D Because...

lol, you have an old lady name...

+232412 Reply

NoSoapRadio NoSoapRadio

In response to “and free samples on Saturdays! :D Because...

my costco has samples everyday, what's up with yours?

+13131 Reply

RemyHemingway

In response to “my costco has samples everyday, what's up...

ORLY? I never noticed before.

+143 Reply

Norma Norma

In response to “Plus they have the best cake ever.

This store sounds rather amazing i wish i had one next to where i live.

+1414 Reply

Alpha_Descartes Alpha_Descartes

In response to “Plus they have the best cake ever.

And ridiculous portions...

+1414 Reply

Dwight Dwight

In response to “And ridiculous portions...

Are you kidding me? Who needs a normal jar of mayonnaise for sandwiches when you could buy a barrel and take a bath in it instead!

+38381 Reply

Moosey Moosey

The ones that do get in come in bulk, though.

+484912 Reply

AllanFoFallan

What's that from? Because I've said that a lot but can never remember the source. XD

+484 Reply

SofaKing SofaKing

In response to “What's that from? Because I've said that a...

Uh. I thought i made it up, but i possible heard it from somewhere.

+13163 Reply

gaaaabbyyyysaurus gaaaabbyyyysaurus OP

In response to “Uh. I thought i made it up, but i possible...

hipster facebook. you might of heard it from somewhere, but chances are you haven't. it's pretty obscure.

+9123 Reply

Ross Ross

Something tells me that the zombie apocalypse might just start in an Apple Store.

+33341 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “Something tells me that the zombie apocalypse...

The zombies would no doubt be shiny and appealing.

+10144 Reply

pantherfanatic pantherfanatic

In response to “The zombies would no doubt be shiny and appealing.

Thin, lightweight, easy to carry... it's like the next generation of zombies

+293011 Reply

Your+name+(optional)

In response to “Thin, lightweight, easy to carry... it's like...

(Your+name+(optional)): And extremely end-user.

+77 Reply

pantherfanatic pantherfanatic

In response to “Thin, lightweight, easy to carry... it's like...

The all new Apple iZombie, fast, reliable, portable, it's the next generation of apocalypses!

+132 Reply

God_the_Almighty God_the_Almighty

In response to “The all new Apple iZombie, fast, reliable...

That reminds me of the Humancenti-pod from Southpark.

+231 Reply

BrianH BrianH

In response to “Thin, lightweight, easy to carry... it's like...

But don't waste your time buying it. Within a month they'll come out with a new one that's a centimeter thinner and includes a high resolution camera.

+9101 Reply

Chapstick Chapstick

In response to “But don't waste your time buying it. Within a...

Look at it this way: They might give you a rebate on your old one if you bought it thirty days prior to the new one coming out. If you have the reciept (d)

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Montana Montana

I've heard this before, but with Sam's Club instead of Costco.

I've never seen a Costco before, WHAT ARE THEY?

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Anonymous

In response to “I've heard this before, but with Sam's Club...

Are you American? If not that's probably why you've never heard of them.
Basically, it's a huge store that sells stuff in bulk. You can normally get pretty good deals there. The only problem is they only have a limited selection of a specific item (like, they may only have three flavors of gatorade). Plus, you may not want a huge tub of crackers.

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Sure...

In response to “Are you American? If not that's probably why...

(Sure...): You can get anything there. It's like a clothing store, a grocery store, a department store, and a pharmacy all combined. Plus on weekends they have amazing free samples. (:

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muffinmonkey muffinmonkey

In response to “Are you American? If not that's probably why...

(Sure...): uh we have a ton of cost cos in america...

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RunThePacific RunThePacific

In response to “(Sure...): uh we have a ton of cost cos in...

No we don't... But we do have Sams Club, which is better, anyway.

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Sobriquet

In response to “No we don't... But we do have Sams Club...

uh i live in oregon and we have cost co. and, unless i'm wrong, about oregon being in america, i think that means that america has cost cos.

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RunThePacific RunThePacific

In response to “Are you American? If not that's probably why...

I stopped reading at 'Are you American?' but I still upped the comment.

+212322 Reply

Vepix Vepix

In response to “Are you American? If not that's probably why...

They sound a lot like Sams Club. And they don't have a Costco in every town in America.

+15183 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “They sound a lot like Sams Club. And they...

It's EXACTLY like Sam's Club. I have both and I don"t even live in America.

+11121 Reply

BobWilson BobWilson

In response to “It's EXACTLY like Sam's Club. I have both and...

Costco is a little higher quality than Sam's Club most of time.

+7136 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “They sound a lot like Sams Club. And they...

yeah, its really a lot like Sam's Club except I thin costco is a lot more common on the west coast and the rest of the west of the US which explains why most people dont know what it is considering where they live.

+451 Reply

Your_Stalker Your_Stalker

In response to “yeah, its really a lot like Sam's Club except...

Yeah I live in Maryland (don't hate) and i've never even SEEN a Costco..

+10111 Reply

Nagro Nagro

In response to “Yeah I live in Maryland (don't hate) and i've...

Why would someone hate on Maryland? Maryland's awesome.

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Sobriquet

In response to “Why would someone hate on Maryland?...

I only said don't hate because I thought it was "hip". I love Maryland. We have crabs.

+132 Reply

Nagro Nagro

In response to “I only said don't hate because I thought it...

I wouldn't brag about that....

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FlyingGuineaPig FlyingGuineaPig

In response to “Yeah I live in Maryland (don't hate) and i've...

I live in Maryland and there are like 5

+22 Reply

In response to “I live in Maryland and there are like 5

Yeah but I live on the eastern shore... so the extent of retail stores around here is limited. I'm sure there are alot in the western half but I rarely go over there. Bunch a city slickers

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Nagro Nagro

In response to “yeah, its really a lot like Sam's Club except...

We have Costo here so they're in the South too.

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528491 528491

In response to “We have Costo here so they're in the South too.

We don't really have them in Georgia. There are some (I think), but I've never seen one. We do, however, have Sam's Club.

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Retooser Retooser

In response to “yeah, its really a lot like Sam's Club except...

live in Pennsylvania and we have a Costco or two around, so there are at least some in the east

+231 Reply

Funnyplants Funnyplants

In response to “Are you American? If not that's probably why...

(Sure...): We have Costco in Canada too...

+44 Reply

sweetsilverlining

In response to “(Sure...): We have Costco in Canada too...

Costco is most definitely on the East Coast. New England has them.

+22 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “Costco is most definitely on the East Coast...

We have them in Montana only one I think though

+11 Reply

TheycallmeStan TheycallmeStan

.......I was literally just thinking about this

+121 Reply

TwinkleToes TwinkleToes

In response to “.......I was literally just thinking about this

I was hypothetically just thinking about this

-16521 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “*Figuratively

I think Anon knew what he was talking about Polar... I'll give amirite users more credit than that (ono)

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KickAss KickAss

In response to “I think Anon knew what he was talking about...

I bet you were the one to make that anonymous comment earlier. Haha.

+66 Reply

GabbyGirlie815 GabbyGirlie815

In response to “I bet you were the one to make that anonymous...

No not at all. I have no idea why anon said hypothetically, but I was just saying, he probably has a good reason. Or she

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KickAss KickAss

In response to “No not at all. I have no idea why anon said...

twas a pretty lame argument you cooked up.

+66 Reply

Deadpool Deadpool

In response to “twas a pretty lame argument you cooked up.

Well I mean there's really no way to defend myself, for all I know you could be that anon! Yes, you are actually the anon and now that people think that I'm the anon, you're coming back and trying to make me look more like the anon.

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KickAss KickAss

In response to “twas a pretty lame argument you cooked up.

I am not this anon.

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Not BadAss

I don't like this new system of POTD because people know what the POTD is going to be in advance, making it quite uneventful and also allowing people *ahem ^* to take advantage of it and get a funny comment in beforehand.

I like the idea of a democratic POTD, but I would prefer a POTD button (similar to the HP button), rather than simply using the most favorited post.

+666825 Reply

DanielJames DanielJames

In response to “I don't like this new system of POTD because...

Yeah, it doesn't work for those of us who have been on the site since Pedobear, but still haven't made accounts.

+17203 Reply

-Sigh-

In response to “Yeah, it doesn't work for those of us who...

(-Sigh-): You should make an account.

+3232 Reply

Drose Drose

In response to “Yeah, it doesn't work for those of us who...

(-Sigh-): Really? I was on this site for about 4 months without an account, but I eventually caved.

+1313 Reply

ender ender

In response to “(-Sigh-): Really? I was on this site for...

Really? I was on this site for 25 seconds before I made an account. It takes half that time to make one, too.

+16161 Reply

NoSoapRadio NoSoapRadio

In response to “Really? I was on this site for 25 seconds...

I saw amirite, read troll posts and joined. They made my summer last year great. c:

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homosexualpumpkins

In response to “Really? I was on this site for 25 seconds...

I don't like to become too involved with certain websites because I have an addictive personality. That's why I'm currently in the process of quitting amirite.

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ender ender

In response to “I don't like this new system of POTD because...

I think it's a good idea. Have you taken it up with Anthony?

+462 Reply

Hello071 Hello071

In response to “I don't like this new system of POTD because...

WHAT? How do you get a funny comment on a post, before it becomes post of the day??? You must tell me!

-516 Reply

KickAss KickAss

In response to “WHAT? How do you get a funny comment on a...

What's this about knowing the POTD beforehand?

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Anonymous

In response to “What's this about knowing the POTD beforehand?

Yeah, that's what I want to know

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KickAss KickAss

In response to “WHAT? How do you get a funny comment on a...

Well, you comment on it... before it's POTD...

+17181 Reply

Sobriquet

In response to “Well, you comment on it... before it's POTD...

Yes, but how do you know it'll be POTD, beforehand?

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KickAss KickAss

In response to “Yes, but how do you know it'll be POTD...

I don't think it's still this way, but a couple weeks ago Anthony tried out a democratic system of choosing the POTD - he used the one that got the most favorites that day. So if you wanted to know which one was going to be POTD, you could easily find out.

+44 Reply

Sobriquet

In response to “I don't think it's still this way, but a...

Ah alright, thank you for telling me.

+121 Reply

KickAss KickAss

In response to “http://ctrlv.in/23807

Um what is the picture to the right of that...?

+151612 Reply

Your+name+(optional)

In response to “Um what is the picture to the right of that...?

(Your+name+(optional)): its a dog, get your head out of the gutter.

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wilmanamefit wilmanamefit

In response to “(Your+name+(optional)): its a dog, get your...

(lolwut) That's a pretty messed up dog.

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Axolotl Axolotl

In response to “(Your+name+(optional)): its a dog, get your...

1) Anon is not the only one with their mind in the gutter. 2) What the **** kind of dogs do you have there?

+12131 Reply

Sobriquet

In response to “Um what is the picture to the right of that...?

(Your+name+(optional)): I'm afraid to look after reading the comments above me

+451 Reply

FlyingGuineaPig FlyingGuineaPig

In response to “(Your+name+(optional)): I'm afraid to look...

It looks like a naked woman (imo)

+33 Reply

Sobriquet

In response to “(Your+name+(optional)): I'm afraid to look...

You should be.

+11 Reply

BrianH BrianH

Soooo true, LOL.

+11 Reply

Dreamer4ever

But what if you don't have a membership card?

+131741 Reply

TheUnUsername

In response to “But what if you don't have a membership card?

Join the zombies. What else would you do?

+9101 Reply

Vepix Vepix

In response to “But what if you don't have a membership card?

We need a membership card? *Long line of zombies at costumer service*

+17181 Reply

Meandmycat Meandmycat

HELL YEAH!!!

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Lemonlimes249

In response to “http://i52.tinypic.com/2d82gh.jpg

On a side note, the Winchester is a pretty good place to hide from zombies I've heard

+341 Reply

StealthApple StealthApple

In response to “On a side note, the Winchester is a pretty...

You would be just as confused as the zombies...

+22 Reply

Nagro Nagro

Cosco even sells wedding dresses now.

+12131 Reply

chuype

In response to “Cosco even sells wedding dresses now.

"IT'S YOUR BIG DAY! You look gorgeous in your wedding dress! Wherever did you get it?"

"Oh you know... Costco. They're selling them cheap now that the zombies have invaded...25 bucks."

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SourceofSmile

I prefer Sam's club. It's way better and they're usually connected to a Walmart so its double the supplies.

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Jesus_Christ Jesus_Christ

In response to “i prefer costco

That is the equivalent to preferring disease infested prostitutes over Christian school girls.

+1981 Reply

Jesus_Christ Jesus_Christ

In response to “That is the equivalent to preferring disease...

Aren't those the same thing eventually?

+99 Reply

Teehee

They even have their own brand of condoms

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DoraFick

I had a dream once where everyone was cutting off their feet which turned them into zombies, so I went to Costco.

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abcd1234 abcd1234

Darn. Stupid humans. They always find a place to hide. Come, fellow zombies, we will take over Costco even if we die doing-nevermind-Charge!

+151613 Reply

Meandmycat Meandmycat

We need a membership? *Long line of zombies at costumer service*

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Meandmycat Meandmycat

In response to “We need a membership? *Long line of zombies...

Didn't you already say this?

+264 Reply

Vepix Vepix

In response to “Didn't you already say this?

Didn't you already post an obvious comment?

+231 Reply

Eminna Eminna

In response to “Didn't you already post an obvious comment?

Most likely.

+11 Reply

Vepix Vepix

Boom. Commented on this before POTD. I claim my winnings in the form of donations to the library they named after me.

-1818 Reply

AllanFoFallan

In response to “Boom. Commented on this before POTD. I claim...

BOOM. Irrelevant comment that no one gives a shit about.

+22223 Reply

Sobriquet

Hi! Welcome to Costco, may I see your membership card, sir?

SHMARGLE GARG!! BRAINS!!

I'm sorry sir, didn't quite catch that? Did you say you aren't registered?

GURGLE AHHGH

all right, we can just sign you up right now. I need your name and address, sir

UGGA MUGGA UHHH! BRAINS

ok, I heard ' ugga mugga uhhhhhhhhh' is that your first name? How would you like me to spell that, sir?

+414214 Reply

Your_Stalker Your_Stalker

In response to “Hi! Welcome to Costco, may I see your...

I am greatly offended by your negative stereotyping towards zombies.

+323314 Reply

The_Zombies The_Zombies

In response to “I am greatly offended by your negative...

Oh shit. They're onto us.

+13163 Reply

LittleRed LittleRed

In response to “I am greatly offended by your negative...

ZOMBIES ARE PEOPLE TOO

+462 Reply

Your+name+(optional)

In response to “ZOMBIES ARE PEOPLE TOO

(Your+name+(optional)):*were

+303117 Reply

boored2tears

In response to “ZOMBIES ARE PEOPLE TOO

This somehow reminded me of "Fish are friends, not food!"

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Vepix Vepix

FAVORITE! :D

+1321 Reply

EpicBoy EpicBoy

In response to “FAVORITE! :D

I favorited this cause it was voted down.

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Stage3_Unicorn Stage3_Unicorn

In response to “I favorited this cause it was voted down.

Does that help?
If so, you might want to Love your duplicate comment.

+99 Reply

FlyingGuineaPig FlyingGuineaPig

Actually, I wrote that into my zombie apocalypse plan. It's fool-proof!

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Sean Sean

In response to “Actually, I wrote that into my zombie...

(Lets_Start_A_Riot):It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently capable fool.
Make something fool-proof, and they will build a better fool.

Murphy's law tends to disagree.

+352 Reply

A_Rock A_Rock

In response to “(Lets_Start_A_Riot):It is impossible to make...

So... It is currently fool-proof?

+132 Reply

Sean Sean

In response to “So... It is currently fool-proof?

Only if your name is Mr. T

+11 Reply

A_Rock A_Rock

In response to “Only if your name is Mr. T

So I'm good now?

+77 Reply

Mr. T

In response to “So I'm good now?

(Mr. T): Yep!

+11 Reply

A_Rock A_Rock

I guess we know where to plant agents now!

+451 Reply

The_Zombies The_Zombies

In response to “I guess we know where to plant agents now!

And now we know to look out for zombies. Nice try though.

+22 Reply

God_the_Almighty God_the_Almighty

Plus if the manager says everyone still has to pay,you can just throw them to the zombies.I like how you said when not if as in it will happen we just don`t know when it will.

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Raven Raven

i showed this to my mom. she said, "that's cute".

+11 Reply

nikerunner nikerunner

Umm, thanks for taking my post and rewording it...
http://www.amirite.net/index.ph...C&hpOnly=1

+451 Reply

IndigoSkye IndigoSkye

Awesome. That's good it made me laugh too. Nice one.

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Electric_Dreams

More like everyone should go to BJ's. And for different reasons... (hello)

-11 Reply

FreeMustacheRides FreeMustacheRides

They say when not if... I can't wait for the zombies! Haha

-22 Reply

JGisrite

Haven't seen a post this good in a long time, I loved it.

+11 Reply

ravensrule ravensrule

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