+385 If you think the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach , you’re aiming too high, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Definitely not by his brain, then!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh now i remember the way to his heart is to his left thigh

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think you're actually aiming too low. Through the chest with a sharp object should do the trick

by Anonymous 12 years ago