You can tell how often a guy masturbates by how soft his hands are, amirite?

-86 You can tell how often a guy masturbates by how soft his hands are, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

My hands are hairy as fuck. What does that say about me?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

That you have hairy hands.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

My hands are very soft and even //straight// guys have told me that. I don't even use lotion (for my hands or for masturbating). And I do masturbate quite often. 1-4 times a day.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I think your dick is going to fall off for overuse.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You know, I've learned that I'd be a pretty damn good looking woman, so even if that does happens, I'm set to live my life in the eyes of a strong, independent black woman.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

are you me?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You underestimate the durability of the penis.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Did you know? The penis is actually as fragile as thin glass and can literally shatter if the boner becomes too hard. This can be prevented by drinking gallons of bleach. The more you know. :))))

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Not all guys use lotion.

by Anonymous 11 years ago