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You can tell how often a guy masturbates by how soft his hands are, amirite?
by Anonymous11 years ago
My hands are hairy as fuck. What does that say about me?
by Anonymous11 years ago
That you have hairy hands.
by Anonymous11 years ago
My hands are very soft and even //straight// guys have told me that. I don't even use lotion (for my hands or for masturbating). And I do masturbate quite often. 1-4 times a day.
by Anonymous11 years ago
I think your dick is going to fall off for overuse.
by Anonymous11 years ago
You know, I've learned that I'd be a pretty damn good looking woman, so even if that does happens, I'm set to live my life in the eyes of a strong, independent black woman.
by Anonymous11 years ago
are you me?
by Anonymous11 years ago
You underestimate the durability of the penis.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Did you know? The penis is actually as fragile as thin glass and can literally shatter if the boner becomes too hard. This can be prevented by drinking gallons of bleach.
The more you know. :))))
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