Girls are like floor tiles. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years and years afterwards, amirite?

u know wat u need to shut f*** up cuz r the one that walk all over u. so shove that sh** up ur A** sideways!so if u got eyes LOOK AT ME NOW, BITCH!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://images.cryhavok.org/d/16995-1/Can_t%20Tell%20if%20Trolling.jpg

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd put money on trolling.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Calm yo tits!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

UM UM UM! I know you di'n't say day to ma best gurl shaudet! Shaudet, that bitch be frontin like my maxi pad on a week day! -Trya

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Major difference: If you lay tiles the wrong way the first time you have to lay them again and again. If you lay a girl the wrong way you're just out on your ass.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

inb4 a bunch of girls making similar jokes about guys and it being ok because of this site's ridiculous double standards.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We are the exact opposite of MLIB

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And if you don't lay them right, you can just smash them to pieces with a sledge hammer and start over with new tiles!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The right time? The fuck?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Asshole. Most girls don't think/ feel like that.Someday, some girl's going to kick your ass if that's the way you treat her, and I won't feel sorry for you. I'll give her a high five.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't think OP means to imply that girls think this way. Then again, I don't think! BLALAALALALA BLLOP POLLyP Trollop! Back flap, snack attack! Everybody loopdeloop!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Well if not, I apologize to the poster. If so, poster, consider this a virtual punch in the face.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ooh! I got one! Girls are like footballs: You catch them, play with them, and then get rid of them. hehe

...ok, you can vote me down now.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Girls are like bugs: I don't want you to kill them just for being in the house.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Idk why, but that sounded sweet. wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Girls are like horoscopes, they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Girls are like bitches. They are female.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Girls are like refrigerators... They just sit in the kitchen taking up space, they're cold on the inside, and they are a fantastic place to put your meat.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Girls are like toilets... Every so often they get so clogged up with shit they just overflow.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Girls are like snakes: they make good belts.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): I think only snakes do that buddy, nice try though

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Stupid analogy. If you screw a girl right the first time, you're going to have to screw her again and again or else she'll leave. If you do it wrong, she's going to leave you. That's not how floor tiles work.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Girls are like pineapples, because they are not bumblebee's. Also, some like pancake.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

sadly, yes. yes you can.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Girls are like Pokémon. You shove their face in your tiny balls.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

All girls share one collective face?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Some girls are actually like floor tiles as this post describes them...but you have to do more than just "lay them right the first time". You have to pretend to treat them right and make them feel beautiful and secure, then you can beat the shit out of them, murder their family, murder other people's families, and they'll still love you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago